Felt Cute, Might Delete Later ❤ https://imgur.com/a/RyJw9MW
[i]Hey everybody! As you know I'm new here, and I wanna tell you what it's like being a chair.
When i was 12 years old I transitioned to being a chair, and I have to say my life has been hard since then, but it has been so freeing ❤
Most days I sit sprawled out, all four legs touching the floor, waiting. But when someone actually sits on me, I am filled with many emotions
Happiness, sadness, rage, joy, laughter, sexual attraction, and content yet yearning for more
Some days I go for walks, leaning two legs forwards to get my cardio in. I'll lift weights by rocking back in forth with weights on my seat. I enjoy watching movies like Kick Ass and Pacific Rim.
If you have any questions, im ready to answer[/i]
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This better be on the scale of You-Know-Who.