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Edited by TheMagnum:
3/11/2021 3:57:15 PM
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A day in the life of being a chair, AMA
Felt Cute, Might Delete Later ❤ https://imgur.com/a/RyJw9MW
[i]Hey everybody! As you know I'm new here, and I wanna tell you what it's like being a chair.
When i was 12 years old I transitioned to being a chair, and I have to say my life has been hard since then, but it has been so freeing ❤
Most days I sit sprawled out, all four legs touching the floor, waiting. But when someone actually sits on me, I am filled with many emotions
Happiness, sadness, rage, joy, laughter, sexual attraction, and content yet yearning for more
Some days I go for walks, leaning two legs forwards to get my cardio in. I'll lift weights by rocking back in forth with weights on my seat. I enjoy watching movies like Kick Ass and Pacific Rim.
If you have any questions, im ready to answer[/i]
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You look quite uncomfortable.
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Can I sit on your face baby?
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Are there multiple families of chairs? Are you in the family of metal Chairs?
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Is this seat taken?
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Seems relevant https://images.static-bluray.com/reviews/2081_5.jpg
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Do you do school?
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how do you use a keyboard
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what's ur opinion on toilets
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2 RepliesHow do chairs make new chairs
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2 RepliesWhat are your thoughts on stools?
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1 ReplyCan I sit on you? That is what a chair is for after all
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3 RepliesHow u pick anyding up?
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1 ReplyCan I sit on you, your holy statueness? [spoiler] HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
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2 Replies[i]Your opinion on farts?[/i]
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1 ReplyStart an onlychairs
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11 RepliesHow does it feel being such a weird and boring troll based on a lame joke
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This better be on the scale of You-Know-Who.
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1 ReplyThat chair looks insanely uncomfortable
