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[b]FIELD AGENT toofast4satan REPORTING FOR DUTY![/b] Some of you may know me by another iteration [REDACTED], but I have gone deep undercover using [url=https://previews.123rf.com/images/joruba/joruba1310/joruba131000052/27785153-businessman-with-a-paper-bag-on-head-dancing.jpg]flawless disguises[/url] that would fool even the most attentive of government surveillance pigeons. It is my duty to engage the enemy using tactical deployment of lap-dancing sock monkeys so that our armies may slip in and achieve LETHAL INSERTION from the rear. These advanced sock monkeys (as their name would suggest) are outfitted with a state of the art lap dance from the Orient that distracts the enemy, penetrating their crack [in defenses] with a prehensile grappling tail and thus rendering the target little more than a FOAMING, DROOPY-EYED BLOB of STEAMING ORGANS!
STATE YOUR NAME AND TALENT WITH RESPECT TO YOUR DUTIES WITHIN THE RANKS OF THE LENNY ARMY. IT IS YOUR TASK TO ENSURE THAT THE ENTOURAGES OF LENNY WILL ONCE AGAIN REIGN SUPREME! READY YOUR POOPSOCK! BECAUSE THIS COULD GET A LITTLE MESSY...
[b]LEAGUE OF LENNIES: [url=https://youtu.be/ej5kt6qSujI]ASSEMBLE!!!![/url][/b]
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I am an expert dog handler, she may only be the size of a small lap dog but don't let that fool you, she is deadly! I can command her to swiftly decapitate our enemies, rendering the battlefield a sea of bloody headless bodies. Reporting for duty, sir! ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ