[quote][b]Lee, on board a plane returning from vacation, prepares to finish what he started. It was January 6th, but God Dammit the world still needs Christmas. Lee hangs off the side of the plane and facetimes charles[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: Charles... is it ready? [b]Charles[/b]: *[i]the drugs that makes people sleepy? :o[/i]* [b]Lee[/b]: Charles, dont call it that you idiot [b]Charles[/b]: *[i]yes sir! :D its ready![/i]* [quote][b]Lee ends the call and takes one last look at his list[/b][/quote] [quote][b]Offtopics Wishlist:[/b] Hallmark: a wii remote Tuskenator: Xbox One X Nil: Cold Rain RollTide: Sunday off from work RagingRedHead: a 14 year old black cat Pandora: ice skates and a plank of wood Lotr: a shirt that says id like a new shirt Jeff H: the Bubonic plague Rheuben: Elmer's glue stick & a paralyzed reindeer Cozy man Cam: venezuela healthcare Raider: a witch who watches you while you sleep HiddenAlignment: McDonald's Big Mac recipe Saint Nick: an AK-47 Captain Kelp: the mailman wrangler who wrangles with his mom Mafaderal: a Gundam plushie Surefire: a USB stick with malware Wombat dubs: a baby monitor Combat Mind: a rubber ducky record player Farmer: Being loved by God Cultmeister: Greys Anatomy: Guess who edition Ion: The speed of Lees thrusts Slayer of Worms: A cruise ship and mandalorian armor (s1:ep1) El Taco: calcium and a chart to find -blam!- H1voc: a money-flavored burger OLDBOYvicous: otter returns to #Offtopic Fordrof: God damming graphics cards to hell Loot: Mariah Carrey NotZephyr: an invisible man from the 1650's BusyBadger: for me to slam all the keys on my -blam!-ing keyboard geez pick something in English -blam!- Super_Smitty: a huge bowl from Cleveland Alexander Crowley: an Xbox 360 with gold, and a PS vita Washed: a bag of bananas you can throw Skuld: A pack of tic tacs Mr Man: a Nintendo brand light switch WraithSpectre: Femboy Lee Budgie: A trans woman Man Of War: a ukulele Stache Man: A PS3 and an Xbox series X Owen: The Horn of an African Tribe RingLeader: a furry dragon cosplay Acgy: a light bulb KrunckleFuddles: A dog with stage 4 cancer Snipetastic: for his race to raise their guns against others Skooma: A Lee The Sheriff body pillow with a built in hole and extension Fuhd: a 5 second blink Girraffalope: a drunk aunts gift bag from her 40th birthday party Jon Snow: Everything SackBoys: A Travis Scott live event RufousTeacher: Hell GhostRider: Dominatrix Boots Crazy Cobalt Man: Ancient Rome Spartan armor and a 2$ plastic fan from the gas station Pure Vessel: A hornet body pillow Panzer: N@zi Minecraft Veggie: An average sized blade that all the maidens can admire with a faint smile Book Goblin: to keep his busted ass used car Speaker: Beyond meat: Human Flesh limited edition Fart Bucket: A microwave Regretful123: 13/1/2020 Inferno: Cars 2 Video Game: wii u edition Cool Username: a salty chip JediArcher: Destiny 1: The collection[/quote] [quote][b]Lee looks up onto the land of the mighty, and carries the magic bag on his shoulders [url=https://youtu.be/XAYhNHhxN0A]he jumps[/url][/b][/quote] [quote][b]as the wind hits his face, he shoots a bullet upwards, and a parachute explodes out of the bullet. Lee lands, and sees Rheuben passed out on Offtopic Squares rocky floor.[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: Oh -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- boy, I got a gift a gift for you! [quote][b]Lee flops a paralyzed reindeer and an Elmer's glue stick ontop of Rheubens unconscious body[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: Alright... who's next? >:D [quote][b]Lee spots hidden alignments body flopped over in the fountain[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-, hidden my boy! Here you are! [quote][b]Lee throws the bottle with the big mac secret recipe next to hiddens half-in-the-water body. [/b][/quote] [quote][b]Lee already felt good, spreading holiday cheer. Everyone would wake happy, and no one would sneer! Merry Christmas Offtopic, and a have a happy new year[/b][/quote] [b]~Your Magnum D_ng Sheriff[/b] They censor the Santa phrase, wow