I found some dove… for you
Oh buddy... just dive right in… a tub’s what you need
Well I found some dove… beautiful an’ sweet
I never knew you were the someone… I was smelling
‘Cause you smelt like pigs ‘fore you… used… dove soap
Not knowing… what… it… was
I will not forgive... you... of... this crime
Your stench... just missed... me... low... your breath... needs... cologne
And you send shivers… up… my spine
Buddy, I... can smell you in the dark... with you miles apart
Your bare feet do harass, conditioning is… not so darn wrong
When I saw you looked a mess, I whispered underneath my breath
[i]but[/i] You heard it... buddy... you need disinfect [i]tonight[/i]
Well you should get hard time... wronger than anyone I know
I heard their screams, I pray that someday... you'll leave their home
I found some dove... to clean more is just your weakness
To save us all... to save the children... of our world
We are not pigs, yet you smell… so… odd
Vomiting at... your... pong
I know… I won’t be... alright… this time
Buddy, just wash... your... hands
I shall hurl... get me... a can
Your teeth... need... to meet... fluoride
Buddy, I'm... staying in the dark, do not go to the light
Barely breathing in... this sickening pain... lasted so long
If I had to just confess... You smelling horrible
[i]well[/i] No one deserves this... buddy, do yourself a service tonight
Buddy, I... can smell you in the dark, with you... miles apart
Your bare feet do harass, conditioning is… not so darn wrong
I am scared of what I see
Now I know I have... met... a demon... in person
Sanitate... or worsen
You smell like... rotten swiss
[i]But[/i] it’s nothing personal [i]alright?[/i]
[spoiler][i]Songwriters: Lord Vocem of THE voice / Ed Sheerean[/i][/spoiler]
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[b]DISCLAIMER:[/b] I love the original song, me and my sister couldn't resist how nicely it all fit together. Oh yeah, credit to her for a good deal of these lyrics!