[b]Offtopics Wishlist:[/b]
Hallmark: a wii remote
Tuskenator: Xbox One X
Nil: Cold Rain
RollTide: Sunday off from work
RagingRedHead: a 14 year old black cat
Pandora: ice skates and a plank of wood
Lotr: a shirt that says id like a new shirt
Jeff H: the Bubonic plague
Rheuben: Elmer's glue stick & a paralyzed reindeer
Cozy man Cam: venezuela healthcare
Raider: a witch who watches you while you sleep
HiddenAlignment: McDonald's Big Mac recipe
Saint Nick: an AK-47
Captain Kelp: the mailman wrangler who wrangles with his mom
Mafaderal: a Gundam plushie
Surefire: a USB stick with malware
Wombat dubs: a baby monitor
Combat Mind: a rubber ducky record player
Farmer: Being loved by God
Cultmeister: Greys Anatomy: Guess who edition
Ion: The speed of Lees thrusts
Slayer of Worms: A cruise ship and mandalorian armor (s1:ep1)
El Taco: calcium and a chart to find -blam!-
H1voc: a money-flavored burger
OLDBOYvicous: otter returns to #Offtopic
Fordrof: God damming graphics cards to hell
Loot: Mariah Carrey
NotZephyr: an invisible man from the 1650's
BusyBadger: for me to slam all the keys on my -blam!-ing keyboard geez pick something in English -blam!-
Super_Smitty: a huge bowl from Cleveland
Alexander Crowley: an Xbox 360 with gold, and a PS vita
Washed: a bag of bananas you can throw
Skuld: A pack of tic tacs
Mr Man: a Nintendo brand light switch
WraithSpectre: Femboy Lee
Budgie: A trans woman
Man Of War: a ukulele
Stache Man: A PS3 and an Xbox series X
Owen: The Horn of an African Tribe
RingLeader: a furry dragon cosplay
Acgy: a light bulb
KrunckleFuddles: A dog with stage 4 cancer
Snipetastic: for his race to raise their guns against others
Skooma: A Lee The Sheriff body pillow with a built in hole and extension
Fuhd: a 5 second blink
Girraffalope: a drunk aunts gift bag from her 40th birthday party
Jon Snow: Everything
SackBoys: A Travis Scott live event
RufousTeacher: Hell
GhostRider: Dominatrix Boots
Crazy Cobalt Man: Ancient Rome Spartan armor and a 2$ plastic fan from the gas station
Pure Vessel: A hornet body pillow
Panzer: N@zi Minecraft
Veggie: An average sized blade that all the maidens can admire with a faint smile
Book Goblin: to keep his busted ass used car
Speaker: Beyond meat: Human Flesh limited edition
Fart Bucket: A microwave
Regretful123: 13/1/2020
Inferno: Cars 2 Video Game: wii u edition
Cool Username: a salty chip
JediArcher: Destiny 1: The collection
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to be someone's pogchamp
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Edited by Unseelie Nil: 11/28/2020 6:24:05 PMNuclear Winter It's the only way we'll get snow again.
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What the -blam!- is this
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I want to see my kids again.
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New fans for my computer, or a set of custom made set of Spartan Armor. [spoiler]Hecking Spitfires[/spoiler]
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Big sword [spoiler]inb4 lewd joke[/spoiler]
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My brother to get divorced and get full custody of the kids
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For not technically off-topic, I really want Destiny 2 Beyond Light and one of the past DLCs. Off topic though, I've missed multiple prereleases of Magic: The Gathering due to the CURRENT WORLD EVENTS, so I'm pining for the new cards I'm missing.
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An Aprilia RS 660 in Lava Red. I'd settle for a Husqvarna Vitpilen 401 though.
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[b]Elder Rings[/b]'s release date...
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Some AirPod pros to listen to all my favorite music to block out [i][b]the incessant noise that my siblings make.[/b][/i] Also books, a desk (or at least the ability to put IKEA desks back in stock, darn COVID) and of course, Money.
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To skip ahead to March. Or some new shoes, I guess, if time travel’s not an option.
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A pretzel.
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A copy of Forza Motorsport 4 Also to make it through another year, first one takes priority though
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A nice happy 2021.
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A nuclear reactor
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Some cruelty free human flesh that is also free trade organic.
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To NOT have a busted ass used car
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Mein Kampf
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Hollow knight silksong. At least an official release date. [spoiler]I will never stop searching until an official release date is found![/spoiler]
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Honestly being able to safely celebrate it and go to midnight Mass with my extended family would be enough, but as far as stuff goes I’d love a good pair of waterproof, lightweight boots that I can wear year-round. [spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt.[/spoiler]
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Salvation from the hell that is Offtopic
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I want the Travis Scott meal to come back. Tha barbecue sauce on the fries was comparable to the dishes of the greatest chefs. The Sprite, nectar of the gods. And most of all, Travis Scott's meat tasted so good.
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A chart to find -blam!- made me snort.
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This is the epitome of offtopic
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A companion