So yesterday I had my wisdom teeth removed. I think the worst part of the surgery was getting hooked up to the tubes, stickers, and syringes.
I dont even remember falling asleep but, I did. And when I woke up apparently I was swearing like a sailor, and I think the first words I said to my parents was "whats up mother f*ckers"
Being high kinda sucked, and I dont know why people do it. But anyways, nothing hurts really, praise God, i just can tell im gonna get tired of this liquid food diet quickly. I miss my garlic bread ;~;
Sleeping sucks too because I have to sleep in this certain position I'm not used to
Anyways, im recovering. Thank you guys for your thoughts and prayers!
[b]~Your Magnum D__g Sheriff[/b]
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The liquid diet sucks, but your mouth normally heals very quickly... I think it's because saliva has natural healing qualities (it's why we instinctively lick our wounds). You'll be munching garlic bread soon enough. And there are a lot of great soft foods you can enjoy in the meantime: ice cream, pudding, milkshakes... General anesthesia really is that fast. There are stories of people being told to count back from 100. They say "99... 98... 97..." then a few hours of surgery, and they wake up and say "96... 95..." Because it's Halloween, a macabre factoid... the lethal injection process uses the same drug to induce unconsciousness. If it's done properly, the prisoner literally never knows what hit him. I'm glad everything went smoothly, and hope you get well soon. 😎