Welcome back everybody to Peel or No Peel! I’m your host, Gooplaff! The rules are simple! You are given the option of Peel, or No Peel! Let’s meet our contestants! “Hi my name is Grapliff! I’ve been watching the show for years and I’ve always dreamed of being on it!” Great to meet you Grapliff! “Hi Gooplaff! I’m Gerloop, and I just love the show and am so excited to be here! Love to have you on board Gerloop! “My name is Gregory. I’ve been stuck in this studio for 4 days. I’ve been playing this game over and over. They have my ankle chained to the podium. The audience is empty but their laughter is still there. The contestants don’t have faces. The host doesn’t look at me. The questions aren’t real and the cameraman has never moved. I think he’s dead. If anyone is seeing this broadcast, please help me. I don’t know how I got here.” Happy that you’re excited Gregory! Best of luck to all three of you! And now it’s time to plaaaaaay PEEL! OR! NO! PEEL! The first question is for you Grapliff! What happens when time stops and looks at you? “Hmmmm. That’s a tough one Gooplaff. I’m gonna have to choose Peel, and say that the blood of your future makes the clock wind backwards, and the eyes of tomorrow dissolve your eternal being.” That is correct! Grapliff is currently in the lead with 16! The next question is for you, Gerloop. Who cuts the fabric and breaks the table leg? “Oh I know this one! Peel! The hollowed chain-wearers and whip-bearers who march on the meat of the sleeping” That is correct! Gerloop has tied it up! This question is for you Gregory. “Please don’t ask the question.” Who are you? “No peel. I choose no peel and I say I am Gregory.” Oooh sorry Gregory that was incorrect! However, you chose no peel so you get to play another round! “Please don’t make me play again” This question is for Gregory Why do you call yourself Gregory? “Peel. Gregory is my name” Sorry Gregory but that just isn’t correct! However, you chose peel so you get to play another round! “PLEASE” This question is for Gregory What happens when we call you by your real name? “No peel. I don’t know what you’re talking about please just stop the show” Sorry Gregory! That was incorrect. However- “Let me leave” -get to play another round! This question is for Gregory Who are you? “No peel. Please just stop asking questions Better luck next time Gregory! That just wasn’t correct! But since you chose no peel, you get to play another round! Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you?