Rip really long, bent, middle finger.
Rip my two left knuckles.
Ya know, if my fingers weren't so skinny, life would be better.
You know what? I'll show yall a picture of my hands. Beware, I am 5'4, and my hands are bigger than my friend, who is 5'10, and me and my dad have identical hand size (he is 6'0)
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I used to go out with a girl called big hands. At least I think she was a girl.