Now this is a story all about how, Lee’s life got flipped all upside down, And I’d like to take a minute It’s only slightly chronic And I’ll tell you how he became sheriff of Offtopic. In West Offtopicia born and raised On the playground was where he spent most of his days Chillin out maxin relaxin all cool And out catching birds outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in his neighbourhood He got in one little fight and his dad was proud He said ‘You’ll Make a fine sheriff one day.’ Lee was happy and joyful all could see Because sheriff is the only thing he wanted to be His dad gave him a revolver and a vote it’s true Though at the start of it all Lee was quite blue First office, it’s really bad, Just stale water and whiskey all night Is this what being sheriff will be like? This might not be alright But wait I hear they’re insane, mildly communist, all that. But is this the type of place for Lee, the phat cat? He didn’t think so But he’s gonna see when he starts the tick And he has his first post as sheriff of Offtopic. Well the post flopped hard and he received a bunch of memes There was a few cool dudes who liked his style He made cool friends he’d never met He sprang into action, with quickness like lightning. He kept on going and pretty soon, He could top trending without a boon It was officially time for his hat trick: He was truly sheriff of Offtopic Now he’s sitting, his office still a mess As the only one who can wrangle us all It’s the sheriff, the man with a dig bick And he’s the one with the star in Offtopic. [quote]I spent way too much time and energy on this thing.[/quote] ~The Bard, Posting this as its own thing for everyone to suffer through.