Hello people of Offtopic, I come today in search of a heroic counterpart. One who is good and will smite evil, who is willing to fight through hordes of undead to stop the death ray from launching, be willing to enter my dungeon to save the fair maiden, and be willing to do battle within my evil lair on a semi regular basis. That is all. Also, if there is a league of Heroes in need of a villain I am available to do evil and laugh maniacally.