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Edited by Golden Owl:
8/19/2020 9:57:09 PM
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Seeking Heroic Nemesis. (Found)
Hello people of Offtopic, I come today in search of a heroic counterpart. One who is good and will smite evil, who is willing to fight through hordes of undead to stop the death ray from launching, be willing to enter my dungeon to save the fair maiden, and be willing to do battle within my evil lair on a semi regular basis.
That is all.
Also, if there is a league of Heroes in need of a villain I am available to do evil and laugh maniacally.
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I could be a nemesis, can’t promise I’ll be that “heroic”.
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3 Replies[quote]Be willing to enter my dungeon[/quote] [i]Multiple people are typing...[/i]
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Edited by Warlock Holmes: 8/19/2020 1:51:16 PMDoth thy face of evil wish to stand against thy heroic forces of good. I shall stand against your villainy. Because when the politicians fail and the peace talks fail apart. When it seems like all is lost that’s when hero’s are needed....wait! I have popcorn to eat. Never mind. Back to the shadows I go. Ever watching I shall be.
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As an antihero I don’t know whether to apply or not. I am also tremendously OP even by superhero standards. [spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt. [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesAh, I used to have two of those. They were also my dearest friends, Benaiah (CoolHandLuke) and Xronad (the Xombie)! We went on many adventures together, until that other me came along and killed me. Then another me that was not me but wore my face killed her, made an alliance with 3 other villains to form the Four Horsemen of the Offtopocalypse, killed Xronad, and eventually had an epic anime battle with Benaiah within a collapsing mountain before he restored my flesh suits mortality and they both died. The End!
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18 RepliesEdited by The Trinity Ghoul [Lee]: 8/19/2020 4:14:12 AMI'm supposed to be heroic but in reality I just eat garlic bread, obsess over female parts, and laugh maniacally while shooting at a toaster, black goo, a -blam!-ing witch, all while shit posting all the way Edit: Though you may feel free to have all the fun with me you want
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4 RepliesWho needs a heroic nemesis? Just get someone around the same amount of devious as you then compete for evil points!
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4 RepliesI use to have a nemesis... I think I use to have several. I want another one.
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I’d be your heroic nemesis, but one half of me is currently possessed by a puppet, the other is busy burning down a church, and both halves are perpetually frozen in time thanks to writer’s block.
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7 RepliesI was thinking of another person for a while, but I need an intro to Offtopic. Not into maidens, but let's see about saving her anyway!
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Jack has tried evil laughs. This is the result: Wahahahaha... [b]ACK!!![/b] *chough* *chough*
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4 Replies*Silas appears.* “Ÿ Ë Š“
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6 RepliesI’ll be a nemesis if you’d like. I’m a little on the gray side of morals, but hey, there’s no good without the bad. [spoiler]Hecking Spitfires[/spoiler]
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42 RepliesI used to have a heroic nemesis, his name was Veggehtehbull. He was great, I miss him. We would absolutely go at it dude, I’d throw a moon at him and he’d eat it, I’d steal his Waifu, and he’d blow up another moon to get her back. Those were the good old days man, the good old days
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2 Replies*budgie sighs...* “I can’t fit the bill, I just executed 4 dachounds yesterday...”
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8 RepliesHello Wait [b] you won’t capture me alive!!![/b] *vanishes
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1 ReplyHi...*Notices a fair maiden part* WHERE DO I SIGN?!?
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