Roses are red, Your item is blue, Your engram was purple, Sucks to be you.

Another one along that vein would be the “.04” thing or whatever it was

GAME DESTINY JA DOES YEARS I DO NOT HAVE ANY HEAVY WEAPON OF THE YEAR 1 JA MAKES THE END OF CROTA AND CRYSTAL CAMERA VARIOUS AND SEVERAL TIMES AND NEVER CAME A HEAVY WEAPON, WANTED A LOT TO GJALLARHORN, MORE TO PRA DESISTI BECAUSE SHE NEVER COMES, PRISON OF THE ANCIENTS YEAR 1 I JUST DID SEVERAL TIMES ALSO AND NOW NOTHING THAT GAME TA SACANAGEM WITH MY FRIENDS JA HAVE THE HEAVY WEAPONS OF THE YEAR 1 AND I HAVE NO STILL THAT SACK BUNGIE IMPROVES TO MY REWARDS ...

See that mountain over there?

7 trials wins in 30 minutes?

I don't get memes. They are just funny videos, images or names. That's all they are to me, I don't take them that seriously tbh

Smoggypluto Xylar the Timeless Nerf Fusion Rifles Elevator Cabal Longface (user) PONETHEPOON (user) One Shot Ted (me, lmao) Randal the Vandal Hank the Shank Shank jousting Shank burn on a rocket launcher Shank burn existing to begin with We've woken the hive That wizard came from the moon Oryx's ass as a hat Stroke the forge 7th VoG chest Rockets McDickface SYLOK, THE DEFILED!!! KEKSIS, THE BETRAYED!!!!!!! [b]A CELL!! FROM THE PRISON OF ELDERS!!! THE ARCHON PRIEST IS STILL INSIDE!!!![/b]

Forever 29. Whether we wanted it or not... + Rockets McDickface SmoggyPluto Xylar the Timeless Randal the Vandal SYLOK THE DEFILED Loot Cave Purple engrams dropping blue items The Warsat for the Sleeper Simulant quest that NEVER wanted to spawn Dancing WHILE driving your sparrow Omnigul's scream + fart cloud + rainbow burn nightfalls "That Wizard Came From the Moon!" + "We've woken the Hive!" The Great "Legendary Weapon For Christmas" Disaster. Defeating Crota by pulling your ethernet cable Shoving Atheon off the ledge The Marty O'Donnell Incident A.K.A.: [i]"How to Damage your Brand Name by Terrorizing Your Music Composer."[/i] The ".04% Auto Rifle Buff" Fusion rifle buffs actually being nerfs + nerf fusion rifles That one Fallen Walker form the D1 Alpha that was more powerful than a raid boss The "wall pistons" in King's Fall. "MUST HAVE GJALLARHORN!!!!1" "(INSERT GAME HERE) WILL KILL DESTINY!!!" Death Zamboni.

What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADYWHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE!YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEETSOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGEDAND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!!

Two tokens and a blue.

I remember the old D1 meme where it was an hour in WoW with a ton of loot, an hour in Borderlands with even more loot and an hour in Destiny with a single blue engram.