Calling it now: Eris is going to get a pineapple, then use it as a metaphor for the Darkness.
General reasoning: Both pineapples and the Darkness...
* Have a hostile uninviting exterior.
* Have a sweet indulgent interior.
* Consume you are you consume it (pineapples corrode flesh and hurt if you eat too much).
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whether we wanted it or not we've stepped into a war over Eris involving Pineapples, so let's get to taking her out, To Dinner!