I was in the shower last week and was thinking about ridiculous combinations of words, and the words "Jovian Anchovy" came to mind. Then I imagined an anchovy the size of Jupiter hovering above the earth like the movie Arrival or something and just screaming with helicopters circling overhead and news commentators reporting on a planet size fish floating above a metro. It made me gafaw like a crazy person in the shower. Shower thoughts amirite.
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When I was fifteen I was on the toilet smoking a blunt and I get the idea that[i] since I was home alone, why the heck should I crap in the toilet when I have the entire house to myself?[/i] It didn’t end well. [spoiler]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!![/spoiler]
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Now this is a religion I can get behind
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All hail the anchovy