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5/29/2020 8:00:55 PM
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I know how to beat the darkness (not really)
[b]Ok guys so this is obviously a dumb plan that would never work or happen so yeah :)[/b]
We could just go up to the Leviathan and be like “GLORIOUS EMPEROR CALUS COULD YOU PLEASE PROVIDE US WITH ONE PHALANX PLEASE”! And Calus would be like “LOOK AT ME IM FAT GROW FAT FROM EATING NOTHING BUT PIE LIKE IVE BEEN DOING,” and then he would give us the phalanx. We would then bring the phalanx to a shard of the traveler and juice him up with light (even though the plan could work without giving him light it’s just so that success is guaranteed). After that, we would bring the phalanx within range of the Almighty and he would smack it so fast and hard that it would decimate the entire pyramid fleet in less than a split second. Obviously he would have to be smacking the Almighty in the direction of the pyramids for this to work.
[spoiler]But yeah I’ve basically solved everything :)[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Or we could get Shûb to punch it.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyJust when I thought I could hear no dumber idea... Thanks blub. Thanks A lot.
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7 RepliesHow we actually defeat the darkness: Turn the traveller into a Taken Captain. [spoiler]Because nothing can hit those f*ckers[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesShûb fan club member here! Where can I buy merch?
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3 RepliesI know the post is supposed to be comical and the method of defeat is improbable but we know the architects refer to the devs at bungie. The concept of your post is spot on. The architects are canon in game which mean they are theoretically the supreme rulers and judge of the Destiny multiverse. The “one above all” type for Destiny. We’ve seen the architects help us defeat the Templar back in the VoG when we were able to grenade it off the cliff and win the encounter. The Templar can teleport so why didn’t it just tp back up? The architects kilt it as soon as it fell. Same with atheon falling off and any other baddie we kilt that way. Will the original post scenario happen, no, but it does bring up good points that the architects are the supreme rulers in the game that we’ve encountered so far. It’d be funny if Bungie added in actual lore for them. They might have already and I just haven’t seen it
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Here is how you really defeat the darkness... [spoiler] Uninstall the game 🤣😉 [/spoiler]
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*Shoots 1 destiny 1 prenerf gjallarhorn rocket into space* Problem solved.
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1 ReplyI say we take the traveler and push it into the dreaming city realm and close the portal.
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2 RepliesPhalanx shield smack is best plan! This cannot fail!
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We have to get a taken phalanx, not a regular one
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Just use a flashlight. 👀
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We could just drag them into 3ft of water Or throw them off a 2inch step
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grow thicc from strength
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Just have Mara Sov leach energy from the Mother Pyramid and Traveler and Supernova them. Everything in the system will be simultaneously destroyed and pulled through a kugelblitz into the Distributary: a paradise full of beautiful awoken women, immortality, and no pain or suffering.
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1 ReplyThe best way to beat the darkness is to stop giving bungie money
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Almighty go YEEETTTT
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1 ReplyU are a fricken legend. And a prophet. And a scholar.
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Use a torch...
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cant we just delete system 32?
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1 ReplyJust give it a 2mm ledge to trip on.
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Simple uninstall destiny, switch on your lights.
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D1 phalanx were stronger. I had one on the Dreadnaught fling me from right at the entry of the Cabal ship out through the hole and into space. If I hadn't died from the architects as I passed out of playable area I'd still be flying.
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Fun fact the Leviathan consumes planets as fuel. On that same note it could theoretically do the same with ships.
