Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of users from the Downvote Brigade with horned helmets on. A Banned and his Lurker enter. Banned: You sit here, Lurker. Lurker: All right. Banned: Morning! Ninja: Morning! Banned: Well, what've you got? Ninja: Well, there's lock and report; lock repost and report; lock and Porch; lock report and Porch; lock report repost and Porch; Porch report repost and Porch; Porch lock Porch Porch report and Porch; Porch repost Porch Porch report Porch tomato and Porch; Downvote Brigade (starting to chant): Porch Porch Porch Porch... Ninja: ...Porch Porch Porch lock and Porch; Porch Porch Porch Porch Porch Porch Domino’s Pizza Porch Porch Porch... Downvote Brigade (singing): Porch! Lovely Porch! Lovely Porch! Ninja: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale Bannedner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried lock on top and Porch. Lurker: Have you got anything without Porch? Ninja: Well, there's Porch lock repost and Porch, that's not got much Porch in it. Lurker: I don't want ANY Porch! Banned: Why can't she have lock report Porch and repost? Lurker: THAT'S got Porch in it! Banned: Hasn't got as much Porch in it as Porch lock repost and Porch, has it? Downvote Brigade: Porch Porch Porch Porch (crescendo through next few lines) Lurker: Could you do the lock report Porch and repost without the Porch then? Ninja: Urgghh! Lurker: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like Porch! Downvote Brigade: Lovely Porch! Wonderful Porch! Ninja: Shut up! Downvote Brigade: Lovely Porch! Wonderful Porch! Ninja: Shut up! (Downvote Brigade stop) Bloody Downvote Brigade! You can't have lock report Porch and repost without the Porch. Lurker (shrieks): I don't like Porch! Banned: Sshh, Lurker, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your Porch. I love it. I'm having Porch Porch Porch Porch Porch Porch Porch beaked beans Porch Porch Porch and Porch! Downvote Brigade (singing): Porch Porch Porch Porch. Lovely Porch! Wonderful Porch! Ninja: Shut up!! Domino’s Pizza are off. Banned: Well could I have her Porch instead of the Domino’s Pizza then? Ninja: You mean Porch Porch Porch Porch Porch Porch... (but it is too late and the Downvote Brigade drown her words) Downvote Brigade (singing elaborately): Porch Porch Porch Porch. Lovely Porch! Wonderful Porch! Porch Po-o-o-o-orch Porch Po-o-o-o-orch Porch. Lovely Porch! Lovely Porch! Lovely Porch! Lovely Porch! Lovely Porch! Porch Porch Porch Porch!