[u]Bungie[/u]- ‘INTRODUCING... Guardian Games!’
[u]Titans and Warlocks[/u]- ‘Well this is unfair! There’s so many Hunters to compete with!’
[u]Bungie[/u]- ‘We’ll be scaling the Hunters scores based on their large populous.’
[u]Hunters[/u]- ‘That seems reasonable.’
[u]Titans and Warlocks[/u]- ‘Well that’s nice and all but they’re still probably gunna win...’
[b]Guardian Games Day 1[/b]- HUNTER Victory
[u]Hunters[/u]- ‘Wahoo! Let’s keep this goin’!’
[u]Titans and Warlocks[/u]- ‘HA! Figures, darn stinky Hunters!’
[b]Guardian Games Day 2-3[/b]- TITAN Victories
[u]Hunters[/u]- ‘What the hell just happened?!’
[u]Titans[/u]- ‘Those dumpy Hunters are never recover from this!’
[u]Warlocks[/u]- ‘IKR?! What a landslide, you guys wanna team up?’
[u]Titans[/u]- ‘HECK YUP!’
[u]Hunters[/u]- ‘I’m feeling awfully attacked here.’
[u]Hunters[/u]- ‘Hey, anyone else been hearing about this Gold Medal Glitch bologna?’
[u]Bungie[/u]- ...
[u]Titans and Warlocks[/u]- ‘Gosh you guys are getting so salty cause you don’t play the game and you’re losing!’
[u]Hunters[/u]- ‘Soooo winning or losing we’re still being attack for being reasonably confused Hunters?’
[u]Titans[/u]- ‘Uh yeah cause you’re bad.’
[u]Warlocks[/u]- ‘YEAH! What crayons said!’
[u]Hunters[/u]- ‘Well at least Bungie should be addressing this Gold Medal Glitch.’
[u]Bungie[/u]- ...
[u]Titans and Warlocks[/u]- ‘Everyones doing it what does it matter? Ya salties.’
[u]Hunters[/u]- ‘The scales were already tipped in you favor, it’s really cheapening the experience regardless of who is doing the glitch!’
[u]Titans and Warlocks[/u] ‘Oh well, get used to wearing bronze cry babies.’
[u]Hunters[/u]- ...
[u]Bungie[/u]- ...
[u]Titans and Warlocks[/u]- ‘Bring this up again and we’ll call you salty clowns!’
[u]Hunters[/u]- ‘I,m so confused...’
-[b]TO BE CONTINUED[/b]-
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Sounds about right.
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Change “titans and warlocks” to “titans” and add change the line to the end to a warlock saying “I’m so confused” And I don’t remember any titans bragging about winning