[quote][b]Lee the Sheriff had been bored at the sheriff's office. Most everyone had quit, too much paperwork, and no epic villains. There was peace in the Land. That should have brought Lee comfort... But it only made him itch. Suddenly there was a knock at his office door, and a chest hopped in[/b][/quote] [b]Crate[/b]: ...Yo... [b]Lee[/b]: Howdy crate, what brings you around here? [b]Crate[/b]: ...Character development, and it's convenient for the plot... [b]Lee[/b]: I see, continue [b]Crate[/b]: ...So how's work going?... [b]Lee[/b]: Eh, fine I guess. It's slow. [b]Crate[/b]: ...Hm... Well maybe you could take a break, and do something that's you've been wanting to do y'know... [b]Lee[/b]: Hmm... But what to d-... Wait... I've got it!!! [b]Crate[/b]: ...wHat... [quote][b]Lee breaks out a map from a safe, and lays it out on his desk[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: Crate, we're gonna go find what my soul THIRSTS for! [b]Crate[/b]: ...We?... [b]Lee[/b]: [b][i][u]GARLIC BREAD[/u][/i][/b] [b]Crate[/b]: ...But that doesn't even exist anymore in offtopic? We've been out for years.. [b]Lee[/b]: Indeed, but not all of the garlic bread. Long ago Toaster sought to end all bread, and BLACKEN each loaf. That -blam!-ing monster... Needless to say he succeeded, and now we have to eat shitty lettuce wraps. But this map, it leads to a cavern full of every type of bread you can think of... And on top of it all, do you know what's there? [b]Crate[/b]: ...Garlic bread?... [b]Lee[/b]: [b][i][u]GARLIC BREA-[/u][/i][/b] how'd you know? [b]Crate[/b]: ...It was pretty obvious that that was what you were gonna say... [b]Lee[/b]: Huh... Well nevertheless, Warlock Holmes gave me this map! He said he was too old to carry on with the quest, so he left it all to me! [b]Crate[/b]: ...wasn't he trying to get rid of it for 5 weeks just cause he didn't want it... [b]Lee[/b]: No! It's a sacred quest meant just for me >:( [b]Crate[/b]: ...ok whatever dude... [b]Lee[/b]: Needless to say, we're gonna find this cavern, and retrieve all the bread. Then we'll start a free ranged bread farm, for all breads! [b]Crate[/b]: ...seems legit. Wait, why do you keep saying we?... [b]Lee[/b]: Because you can truly say "let's get this bread" [b]Crate[/b]: [b][i][u] ...-blam!- YEAH, LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!! ...[/u][/i][/b] [b]Lee[/b]: Attacrate! Now we just need to assemble a team. We won't be able to do this alon- [quote][b]The roof of the sheriff's department is ripped off and a holy light shines on Lee and Crate. The deep rich voice speaks[/b][/quote] [b]???[/b]: [b][i][u]My children, it puts a smile on my face to see that you're doing such a noble deed, saving all bread-kind![/u][/i][/b] [b]Lee[/b]: -blam!-, I just want garlic bread. And I'm tired of lettuce wraps [b]Crate[/b]: ...I just wanna say a cool phrase... [b]Lee[/b]: oh and isn't this like the 6th god Character in offtopic? Who are you dude? [b]Trout[/b]: [b][i][u]I am trou- god[/u][/i][/b] [b]Crate[/b]: ...trout? Makes sense... [b]Trout[/b]: [b][i][u]damnit... Just take my blessings and leave dipshits[/u][/i][/b] [b]Lee[/b]: Alright, now we gotta make a party. Where do we go? [b]Crate[/b]: ...I know just the place...