I regret to inform everyone that the game developers over at Bungie, have now joined the evil penguin government. The EPG is everywhere. As soon as any politician enters office, they’re taken to the mines and replaced by three penguins in a trench coat. Their ultimate goal is to freeze the earth. They begin by first wiping out the humans who plague their environments. As humans, we interfere with their plans.
Their plan begins by dividing the population of earth. They plan to do this by creating controversy in human society, one group at a time.
The penguins observed this group’s interests, then commanded the Bungo penguins to create a rule against the interests of the group, in hopes for the internet group to implode on itself, thus making us .00000001% easier to conquer and destroy.
Don’t fall for this trick my human comrades! WE WILL NOT BE CONQUERED!
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I’m afraid you’ve been deceived. The Evil Penguin Government is just a distraction set up by the Great Bear Conspiracy! The bears are trying to conquer the earth, but luckily the Octopus Rebellion has had them in a stalemate for the past century or so!