Amid growing fears and panic over the virulent Covid 19, which has already claimed the lives of 22 Americans (a staggering 1/10000nth of the deaths claimed by the common flu), President Trump addressed the Nation via Twitter, from a bunker in an undisclosed location: [quote]My fellow Americans, Im sorry. It's over. All you can do now is pray, and buy as much -blam!-ing toilet paper as you can. Please know that you will be in our thoughts and prayers...[/quote]