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Edited by Grays_KS27:
9/25/2020 7:58:23 PM
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Other Other Half, Page 2: Floofy
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How could this happen to me?!
No self-respecting Hunter would ever be caught dead making googly eyes at a Warlock! This whole thing is so wrong! So wrong! I must’ve landed on my head one too many times or ingested some radiolaria or- I don’t know!
[expletive deleted]! Traveler, please just strike me down now!
My Ghost, of course, has been absolutely no help. Too busy laughing. I wonder if I could hook up our Ghosts. Am I just that weird, or is the idea of a Ghost couple cute? Yeah, I’m just that weird.
See this! This is my problem! This girl has my head turned upside down. I’ve got all these floofy Warlock thoughts floofing around in my head! FLOOFING!
I can’t stop thinking about her. What kind of Hunter would fall in love with a Warlock? No Hunter. Ever. Everyone knows Warlocks are annoying, pompous, dorky, tasteless, nutty know-it-alls who do nothing but drone on about science and books. I’ve even heard Warlocks admit to it with their own mouths! (You can’t prove that I’m lying)
But she’s just so smart, cool, funny, beautiful. Heck, she’s frabjous. Everything about her is perfect. Even the Warlocky things. Her robes, the sparkle in her eyes when she sees something new, her obsessions over the most trivial and mysterious things, the way she weaves every truth and fact into a net to pull you in.
I really can’t stop thinking of her. I’ve tried. No amount of head trauma, death, dancing or drinking has helped. Not even when I tried them all at once (which was surprisingly fun, though I doubt Executor Hideo shares my fond memory of the incident).
I’ll be going into the Crucible again today. I know she’ll be there because she always is. So that’s where I always am.
[Note to self: Warlock “floofiness” may be contagious. Do not -under any circumstances- seek medical help, because they’re all Warlocks, too.]
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1 Reply[quote]How could this happen to me?![/quote] We're hunters...everything -blam!-ing happens to us! [quote]No self-respecting Hunter would ever be caught dead making googly eyes at a Warlock! This whole thing is so wrong! So wrong! I must’ve landed on my head one too many times or ingested some radiolaria or- I don’t know![/quote] *look at a clipboard with a picture of possibly thicc warlock thighs, then sayas while rubbing chin* Hmmmm.... *reviews footage of mutiple hunters, titans, n even warlocks being servely let down by the busty warlock that lives next door, while also rubing my chin* Hmmmmmmmm...... *opens up a laptop with a picture of louis above the password thing, raises my hands and randomly slam n run my hands over the keyboard, surprisingly working, I go over n click on the foulder labled warlock lewds, I scroll thru the pictures while rubbing my chin* Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... I agree, something royally -blam!-ed in this dudes head, I can't see what the fuss is about....but....my findings are...inconclusive, to say the least *says while hawkthorne enters the room n yells "WHAT TYE -blam!- ARE YOU DOING ON MY COMPUTER!"*
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2 RepliesHe’s just jealous we can; Kamea Mea Wave Nova Bomb Break Titan Bubbles Fly And most importantly; We aren’t Titans
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1 ReplyOmg I feel this
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2 Replies*bursts through door* Not late! Nope, I did [i][u]NOT[/u][/i] just get here....uh...great work again. What? What are you talking about? No, I didn’t just run through that door! That was.....someone else...you can trust me.
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But then the warlock uses handheld
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1 Reply[quote]Behold the F L O O F [/quote]
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2 RepliesI’ve been waiting for the day that floofing about made its way onto these forums. Maybe people will stop asking me what it means now. “Contrary to Hunter assertion, floofing about is NOT a proper term for Gliding.” -Dusk Tread VI (D1 Leg armor)
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Floofy bump [quote]FLOOFING[/quote]
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1 ReplyThis was awesome! I kept reading and thinking "ohp, that's the best line right there" and then there'd be another. [quote]See this! This is my problem! This girl has my head turned upside down. I’ve got all these floofy Warlock thoughts floofing around in my head! FLOOFING![/quote] [quote]frabjous[/quote] Excellent usage of hunter vernacular throughout this post. [quote]No amount of head trauma, death, dancing or drinking has helped. Not even when I tried them all at once (which was surprisingly fun, though I doubt Executor Hideo shares my fond memory of the event).[/quote] Poor Hideo [quote][Note to self: Warlock “floofiness” may be contagious. Do not -under any circumstances- seek medical help, because they’re all Warlocks, too.][/quote] This...wait a sec. *Switches on Shaxx voice modifier.* THIS IS AMAZING!
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1 ReplyThis is so flipping cute.
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2 RepliesNice work! I'm totally not sad now *cries in corner*
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2 RepliesEdited by Nalla: 2/15/2020 2:06:55 AMThank you for sending the link, great job! (You can't prove that I'm lying)
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Second!
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1 ReplyHappy Valentines Day! Celebrate today, wether it’s with your partner, your family, your friends, or by yourself. There is always someone who loves you! Enjoy your Crimson Days!
