I have forced myself to stay in my ship until the uwu-ing and owo-ing dies down. I cannot risk being consumed by it... as tempting as it seems. If you have not been corrupted by this blight then I gladly welcome you to stay in my ship until this passes.
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A stranger raps his knuckles on the door to your ship.
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Edited by Boss: 2/11/2020 1:56:50 AMYou may think youwe- I mean, you're safe. I was held up in my bunker for weeks. I was a fool for trusting my mob grunts not to get it. [spoiler]I even tried making a time machine to go back and stop the catalyst, and now I'm stuck frozen in time.[/spoiler]
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[b]We awe nyot sick, my fwiend ^w^ We awe fwee, but do nyot undewstand it. Join ouw wevewwy, be fwee my fwiend.[/b]
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