*You see before you tents filled with protesters and doctors who can administer the anti owo vaccine.*
Our lands have been overrun by a furry virus!
Peoples, grabeth thine pitchforks.
Brothers, gather thine flamethrowers and swords!
We must go forth and forcibly vaccinate the infected, we must save our kin!
To my kin who have thus far wielded their flamethrowers so boldly, to you I say rejoice, for you shall have your reward in heaven at the day of reckoning!
Deus Vult!
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The Lt... the sergeant... they were all infected. I could see it crawling... SLIDING AROUND BENEATH THEIR SKIN! And then, then they got up, started to talk... OH GOD! THEIR VOICES! I... I had to help them. That's it, [i]I HELPED THEM![/i] Maybe... maybe I need to help myswelf...
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I return for the first time in weeks to see... whatever this unholy atrocity is. We need a cleansing.
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[u][i][b]DEUS VULT[/b][/i][/u]
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You awe the diswease! ÙwÚ Aways tewwing peopwe what to dwo and buwwying thwem because they wike swomething you dwont! Can't we aww just get awong? -w-
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I am just going to step away while this shit plays out. Let me know when folks are done talking like babies.
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This time I'm cheering for #D2 to invade us....
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Edited by silencersix: 2/12/2020 2:44:02 AM“Shit. I’m too late. What do i need to do?” [spoiler]Look, I wanted to get back into roleplaying[/spoiler]
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Edited by ChickenPopTarts: 2/11/2020 5:35:05 PM*launches bombers loaded with anti owo/uwu missiles. [spoiler]Normally I stick to lore but I made an exception for this.[/spoiler]
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*Tilman approaches with a daedric flame circling him.* I thought we would just kill them.
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[u][i][b]DEUS VULT[/b][/i][/u]
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owo wut's dis? *nyotices cwusadews* oh ;;w;; mowe fwiends ;;w;; hi fwiends ;;w;; do you want to pway? ow maybe fwowic in the fiewds, ow wub ouw bowgy wowgies?
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こんにちは、あなたの十字軍に加わりましょう UwU
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You have my sword brother [spoiler]twirls stache [/spoiler]
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[i]oh, yeah... It's all coming together...[/i]
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Hewp me Wing, it huwts...UwU
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... is it too late to join the crusade from a distance?
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Can we not be diplomatic? Was it even tried? Diplomacy is always good.
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It's Anti Vax Hell today, boys. [spoiler]Hecking Spitfires[/spoiler]
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Edited by FdYAcsoyPKN83gLE: 2/11/2020 3:01:10 PMI think I spotted the child brain virus! Why isn't anyone talking about this?
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By the Light, the furries are everywhere!
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This CoWonavirus is out of control.
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Edited by Brosef Stalin: 2/11/2020 4:10:48 AMI’ve seen enough war to understand what to do here. Start skinnin’ them. Take guerrila war tactics to the next level. If you get the virus, then take as many as you can with you. Good luck, you know where to find me, I’ll be in my bunker. salutes*
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I will fill my syringe gun with this anti OwO vaccine, and fire upon them with the strength of a..... uh, syringe gun? [spoiler]That’ll be 9.95[/spoiler]
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Brother, get the flamer! The [i]heavy[/i] flamer!! It’s time to purge the heretics in holy fire!!!
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[spoiler]👂👁👄👁👂[/spoiler] [spoiler]you have angryed the budgie...[/spoiler]