Please note this is a joke for the bungie team to read
Scarlet keep OHS Report by Th3RealCayde6, Mr Lad13 and Gonz Derpwise with additonal info by Tempeaest
On our inspection of the Scarlett Keep Myself and my colleages from the OHS noticed these things that needed to be fixed in order to be in compliance of the OHS
All bridges need railing
Massive holes need filling
Staff eating cutomers
lack of food
Poor Customer Service
Spikes
Boss is a daughter of a demi-god
Unethical workpractices (Dark Magic/Satanism)
Lack of concern for customer welfare
Hostile Staff
Beastly guards
Fighting wiht clients
Elevators need railing
Tower observation deck need railing
Better customer freindly staff
Seeing customer as food
Unethical clothing
Unlicensed weapons at work
lack of saitation
No medical
no fire evacuation
No sanitation
No Designated carparking
No hazard signs (Chemical,Biological)
No Exit signs
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You should probably move this to #D2. The people down here in Offtipic don't really play density
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As co-contributor I fully endorse this report as authoritative, thorough. Tempaest Raign, Esquire.