A jet black humanoid with Speaker Of The Deep walks up with a case floating merrily along behind him ready to be given to its new master...
Stratus:Hello Countess Pyre. I am Stratus. A proxy of the Thunderhead. He sends his regards. This is Intrabeam. The dark bolt that goes through place to place. I have made this sword with Speaker as a partnership that will share the prize. It was made by I and Speaker with Deep metals, Archaios alloys, Thunderhead materials and a frame of quantum armor for durability. (Quantum armor is this. https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Quantum-crystalline_armor )Now. I shall tell you how we made it.
Some weird opening theme plays*
Stratus:Hello Speaker. Have you heard of Polycephalon’s Swordsmith challenge?
Speaker:No. For I have been banished from the land of Offtopic.
Stratus:Well. That shall make things complicated. Here. Go to these coordinates.
THE COORDINATES...
Speaker:What is this place?
Stratus:Just my dreadnought that is half finished. Now. I have the materials. And an enchantment. I was looking for a being that could add some more enchantments to it.
Speaker:I can do that. Now. I will add deep metal to the pommel so that whoever it strikes will slowly lose the will to fight...Speaker pours cruelty and despair of the Deep into the blade* Now it can sap the life from your opponent and channel it to you. We must forge it now. Have you a location picked?
Stratus:No. I do not have much experience in these things.
Speaker:I know of a black hole we could use. Might give it an edge in durability.
THE CENTER OF AN UNKNOWN GALAXY...
Stratus:This is beautiful. Now. Time to get to forging.
Speaker:Indeed.
They both draw out two hammers a dark black Deep one for Speaker and a grey lightning sparking one for Stratus*
They get to hammering...
420 HOURS LATER...
Stratus:It is finished.
Speaker:This is a worthy blade. He picks it up and it starts to crackle with lightning and dark tendrils*
Stratus:Let me see the blade. He takes it and he jabs into space with it and a massive yellow bolt shoots out of nowhere and charges the sword* This shall server its wielder well. Now. Let’s get back.
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Peepee poopoo after a colon you put a space [spoiler]*sets off bomb*[/spoiler]