Top 10 legendary feats of the vaunted Sparrow Horn! 10. I once saw a Sparrow Horn drink an entire gallon of Vex milk, body slam a Cabal Centurion, and berate a Fallen Dreg to tears all at the same time! 9. A Sparrow Horn helped me save 15% on my sparrow insurance by switching to GEICO! 8. I saw a Sparrow Horn actually survive the Architects “toe stub of death” finishing move... [spoiler]twice!😳 ...on different toes!!😳😳[/spoiler] 7. A Sparrow Horn cured my restless leg syndrome without the use of greasy chemicals or homeopathic french fries! 6. A Sparrow Horn once roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris so hard in the face that rumor has it Chuck Norris later commented in an interview, “...That was a pretty good kick...” 5. A Sparrow Horn cured my ham without the use of greasy chemicals or homeopathic french fries! 4. I once saw a Sparrow Horn save a burning baby from a crying building! 3. I once saw a Sparrow Horn polish off a 2 year old 6 pack of ROCKST⭐️R Energy Drinks and a box of 2 year old Pop-Tarts in one sitting! ...and, and, AND... only ALMOST threw up once! 2. I once handed a Sparrow Horn 3 paper clips, a butter knife, a wad of chewed bubblegum, and access to my vault... [spoiler]...30 minutes later that same Sparrow Horn handed me a 30 round, full-auto Gjallarhorn... WITH Cluster bomb!😳[/spoiler] 1. A Sparrow Horn befriended my cat! [spoiler]That cat doesn’t like ANYBODY![/spoiler]