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Edited by Lumis:
1/4/2020 10:57:35 AM
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I can't think of a single problem this game has that can't be fixed with Sparrow Horns
EDZ Obelisk busted?
Sparrow Horns!
SBMM pissing you off?
Sparrow Horns!
Getting blasted by Erentil?
Sparrow F**cking Horns!
There's nothing, LITERALLY NOTHING, in this game - and life in general - that cannot be fixed, solved, or improved without Sparrow Horns!
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14 RepliesIf we get horns, I want a finisher where my equipped sparrow comes flying in from off-screen and plays my horn sound as it roadkills the enemy.
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5 RepliesEdited by Azorgi01: 1/3/2020 5:24:38 PMWhile we are at it, why not get side cars on the sparrow? I drive, you sit on the side and blast enemies like a gunner seat :) I would pick people up and just drive off a cliff lol Edit: While holding down my horn button LOL
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I miss the House Of Kells Horn. Just zooming by as the horn slowly goes down in pitch.
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For your sake I hope they never do a "renewed focus on sparrow horns" and drop it in the toilet like they have crucible lol
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1 ReplyI agree with what you're saying, but whether we wanted it or not, weve stepped into a... *BEEP *BEEEEP* BEEP *BEEP *BEEEEP* BEEP *BEEP *BEEEEP* BEEP* BEEEEP* BEEP* BEEP* BEEEEP* BEEP* BEEP* BEEEEP* BEEEEP* BEEP* BEEP* BEEEEP* BEEP* BEEP* BEEP* BEEP* BEEEEP* BEEP* BEEP* BEEEEP* BEEP* BEEP* BEEEEP* Well look at that. You're right.
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Another thing to eververse... yay 😅. [spoiler]I dont mind eververse but dont add more to it [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyLevel 100 battle pass will be a sparrow horn next season and it will be your fault haha
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Warlock not blinking? Sparrow Horn Symmetry not firing? Sparrow Horn Warlock melee too slow? Sparrow Horn Warlock rift animation too slow? Sparrow Horn The buggiest Season since D1 vanilla? Sparrow Horn Warlocks needed some love in PVP? A complete Warlock rework....and a Sparrow Horn
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I miss the horns. My buddy used to see how far he could keep his sparrow alive in VoG. I have fond memories of doing the Templar encounter and hearing a damn clown horn repeatedly going off 😂😂😂
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3 RepliesThank you for the feedback. Are there any other items you would like sold in Eververse?
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Only thing Sparrow horns cant fix is the fact that we still dont have Sparrow horns.
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Getting slapped to orbit by a phalanx? (Sparrow horn sound flies past you head)
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Sparrow horns would fix nothing and make the game even more unplayable.
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I’d rather have an emote where my sparrow transforms into a decepticon and hunts down the 6 stacks that rush you all at once with erentil in a casual party mix game 😂
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So miss my lonely whale horn.
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Lfg must have Duck Horn
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Quack!!
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Quack, Quack
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I used the Duck Horn in every single activity in D1. Sometimes, it was more important than winning.
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Top 10 legendary feats of the vaunted Sparrow Horn! 10. I once saw a Sparrow Horn drink an entire gallon of Vex milk, body slam a Cabal Centurion, and berate a Fallen Dreg to tears all at the same time! 9. A Sparrow Horn helped me save 15% on my sparrow insurance by switching to GEICO! 8. I saw a Sparrow Horn actually survive the Architects “toe stub of death” finishing move... [spoiler]twice!😳 ...on different toes!!😳😳[/spoiler] 7. A Sparrow Horn cured my restless leg syndrome without the use of greasy chemicals or homeopathic french fries! 6. A Sparrow Horn once roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris so hard in the face that rumor has it Chuck Norris later commented in an interview, “...That was a pretty good kick...” 5. A Sparrow Horn cured my ham without the use of greasy chemicals or homeopathic french fries! 4. I once saw a Sparrow Horn save a burning baby from a crying building! 3. I once saw a Sparrow Horn polish off a 2 year old 6 pack of ROCKST⭐️R Energy Drinks and a box of 2 year old Pop-Tarts in one sitting! ...and, and, AND... only ALMOST threw up once! 2. I once handed a Sparrow Horn 3 paper clips, a butter knife, a wad of chewed bubblegum, and access to my vault... [spoiler]...30 minutes later that same Sparrow Horn handed me a 30 round, full-auto Gjallarhorn... WITH Cluster bomb!😳[/spoiler] 1. A Sparrow Horn befriended my cat! [spoiler]That cat doesn’t like ANYBODY![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI find myself trying to honk at people all the time. I was disappointed when I realized they didn’t return from D1 and I’m still reminded of it constantly. It’s such a small thing they could easily bring back. I hope they do. [spoiler]And SRL, where the horns came from. That’s the one thing I managed to be top 1% in. Make Lootcifer great again![/spoiler]
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3 RepliesSparrow horns are the least of our concerns.
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5 RepliesEdited by Monarxue: 1/3/2020 6:16:39 PMYou spelled SPMM wrong. I spelled SBMM wrong 😢
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Please don’t show interest in those. They’ll listen and start another direct route to our wallets with a one way stop to eververse and depression avenue.
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Nightfall rewards? Sparrow horns! (D1 flashbacks)
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1 ReplyComp cheating?
