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// DISPLAYING NOTE BY: ‘SAHVOZ-88’
[spoiler]Yeah, I posted more than once in the same week, fight me! (Please note that I have no intention of fighting anyone who ain’t willing to pay me first)[/spoiler]
// PREVIOUS LOG DETECTED
// CREATING LINK TO [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/252652282/0/0]AUDIO LOG 1[/url]
// CREATING LINK TO [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/253168855/0/0]AUDIO LOG 5[/url]
// RECORDING BEGINS...
SAHVOZ-88: “Variks’ hand slides down the Hunter’s warm body, [i]Keep quiet, yeeesss? We don’t want to be noticed.[/i] Shadow agrees, her heart racing as he begins to-“
// SECOND USER DETECTED: ‘VETRA’
VETRA: *Screams*
SAHVOZ-88: “What the?! Vetra?!”
VETRA: “SAHVOZ!! DO SOMETHING!!”
SAHVOZ-88: “Jeez, V. I ain’t never seen you fly that fast before, what happened?”
// TARGET DETECTED: ‘CAYDE-6’
CAYDE-6: “[i]D-d-Don’t run-run, kid. I only want to ta-talk....[/i]”
SAHVOZ-88: “Wait a second....no, that’s impossible...”
*click*
VETRA: “Voz, be careful with that gun! You don’t want to shoot out a window!”
SAHVOZ-88: “Better that than letting someone hurt you!”
// TARGET DETECTED: ‘SAINT-14’
SAINT-14: “[i]If I wanted to hurt-hurt you, I would have al-al-already done it!”[/i]
SAHVOZ-88: “No, something ain’t right here.....V, you stay here, I’ll go and-
[i]d-do what? You can’t even protect your own ship-ip-ip.[/i]
COME OUT AND FACE ME YOU *static* FRIEND IMITATING SON OF A-*static* VOICE STEALING FREAK!”
VETRA: “Voz...it’s that [i]thing[/i] you brought onboard! The frame!”
SAHVOZ-88: “But that thing’s chained up in cargo!”
VETRA: “Not anymore, it’s right in that room to your right! Just....standing there!”
SAHVOZ-88: “Is it now?....yeah, I see ya! Ain’t so mouthy when someone’s looking at ya, huh?! That’s it! V, get me the chains, tape, and bolts!”
VETRA: “Bolts? Why would you need....wait, you’re gonna BOLT IT TO THE SHIP!?”
SAHVOZ-88: “You got a better idea? It can’t get about if it’s bolted down.”
VETRA: “Well, yeah but.....fine...here.”
SAHVOZ-88: “Thanks, now gimme some time to work here.”
// PROLONGED SILENCE DETECTED
// SKIPPING...
SAHVOZ-88: “There, all done. That should keep him still. Hey, V, how are things up the-“
*Alarms*
SAHVOZ-88: “Great, what this time?!”
// TARGET DETECTED: ‘HOLIDAY’
HOLIDAY: “look you four armed punching bags, y’all got ten seconds before I blow you back to the hole you crawled out of! Ten! Nine! Eight!”
VETRA: “Sahvoz, what are we doing AT THE TOWER?! AREN’T YOU GOING TO ANA BRAY?!”
HOLIDAY: “Seven!”
SAHVOZ-88: “C’mon, V, it’s the Dawning! Lighten up a little, will ya? Easy there, Holly, it’s just us.”
HOLIDAY: “Voz? I was starting to think you were dead! What are you doing in a bug dropship?”
SAHVOZ-88: “What d’ya think? Ain’t a guy allowed to celebrate the Dawning anymore?”
HOLIDAY: “Well, you always know how to make an entrance, I’ll give you that. Landing pad is ready for you, you’re all clear.”
SAHVOZ-88: “Thanks, Holly. Coming in now, and happy Dawning.”
// RECORDING ENDS...
// FUTURE LOG DETECTED
// CREATING LINK TO [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/255382771/0/0]AUDIO LOG 11[/url]
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Thank you for letting yourself be known. Muted for degenerate Fanfiction/Roleplay. Have a good Christmas.