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Edited by Tippy:
12/12/2019 5:28:21 PM
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Bacon candles
My brother saved bacon grease for 6 months in a mason jar
I kept asking him what he was gonna use it for and he wouldnt tell me
One day I come home from work and the whole apartment smelled like bacon
I investigated and found three, very well made candles lit in the living room.
He comes out of the bathroom and announces that I cant smell his shit because he made BACON CANDLES
So we just smelled like bacon for months
I dont know how he made them, but they were for sure handmade by an amateur not store-bought so I know he did it
They smelled exactly like bacon. not burnt grease, not old food, just exactly like bacon. like -blam!-ing EXACTLY. it was nuts.
It did cover up bad smells in the apartment ENTIRELY. it also covered good smells. and neutral smells. there was no other scent in that apartment than bacon. I cant stress this enough, I could stick my face in my gym shoes BACON or i could take a big dump BACON or spray febreeze BACON open a window BACON
It got to the point that outside air smelled funny. I later realized that it didnt smell weird outside, I was simply smelling the ABSENCE OF BACON
[spoiler]Get baited turkey hündin [/spoiler]
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I keep reading this as bacon tiddies.
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I got excited and googled how to make a bacon candle and was sad to learn it doesn't really smell like bacon when it burns
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2 RepliesGross as AF.
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Fake.news.
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Take my money!
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2 RepliesImagine pulling out a candle in public and, in front of a bunch of strangers, taking a bite out of it.
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2 Replieswhat the f[i]u[/i]ck
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6 Replies[quote]My brother saved bacon grease for 6 months in a mason jar I kept asking him what he was gonna use it for and he wouldnt tell me One day I come home from work and the whole apartment smelled like bacon I investigated and found three, very well made candles lit in the living room. He comes out of the bathroom and announces that I cant smell his shit because he made BACON CANDLES So we just smelled like bacon for months I dont know how he made them, but they were for sure handmade by an amateur not store-bought so I know he did it They smelled exactly like bacon. not burnt grease, not old food, just exactly like bacon. like -blam!-ing EXACTLY. it was nuts. It did cover up bad smells in the apartment ENTIRELY. it also covered good smells. and neutral smells. there was no other scent in that apartment than bacon. I cant stress this enough, I could stick my face in my gym shoes BACON or i could take a big dump BACON or spray febreeze BACON open a window BACON It got to the point that outside air smelled funny. I later realized that it didnt smell weird outside, I was simply smelling the ABSENCE OF BACON [spoiler]Get baited turkey hündin [/spoiler][/quote] [url=https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/dj77rv/comment/f432kbu]Isn’t this story just jacked from Reddit?[/url]
