Well Mr destiny clan seeker, if that's even your real name ... You're gonna get spammed with advertising for special clans of helpful folks..... I suppose I'll need to post our spiel as well, but you'll notice we may sound a little different.... Here goes..... So you're looking for a clan, well "good news everyone" we've got some spots open. Ps4 Are you looking for a courteous friendly clan? That's not us.... We're much more likely to dance around your toons corpse while laughing at you for cluster bombing yourself. Of course we expect no less from you in return. We raid, we get sweaty, we talk smack about hunters.... But it's all in good fun. Which is what this damn game is about, having fun. We don't care what your kd is in the crucible we'll still get sweaty with you. Oh you haven't raided... Pfft let's go. Need that ep shotgun? Well let's find a damn filthy Hunter with rigs and go get it. The main point of this game is TO HAVE FUN! We take fun seriously.... We laugh at own dumbassedness when it happens and expect you to be an adult and laugh along with us... While dancing... On the corpses of our enemies. (After taking their loot of course). We have no requirements for joining but you are expected to use a void transmat effect. .... Ok that's my requirement and I'm always overruled so..... Yeah... We do require dancing from all members though, I forgot about rule 16. Rule 3 is profit obviously....but there's no rules! We're Grumpy old men.... Most anyway, there's a couple of females but we're not changing the name so quit -blam!- Karen! And quite a few are only old and grumpy at heart. Mostly we're trying to have a good time. Maybe you dance, maybe you need a different clan. Clan members are not kicked for being inactive. Well after 2-3 months you'll be removed and fresh players brought in. Which is how you're reading this post. But we know people have lives... I do anyway, I imagine you have shit to do besides playing destiny all day as well. It happens, fear not your spot is safe... You know, for a while anyway, eventually you'll ....well, you know, like.... We're a Max level clan if it matters so you'll get all the perks. Like being laughed at and teased for your guardians armor scheme and lack of sweet rolls. We love this game, if you don't please look elsewhere. This means we're salt free.... Even your tears as the freaking ship fails to drop yet again better be salt free.... Fun times much happy. Be well out there and score some loot for me, and Dance minions dance..... Bwahahahahaha https://www.bungie.net/en/ClanV2?groupid=2127169