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The Story of Saitonia 2nd Arc: Episode 9 (52): Fun Times at the Safehouse

(In the morning, at the group safehouse, it's the 2 twins, Cat, Kav, Van, Anna, [b]Sakiro[/b], [b]Tenerus[/b], [b]Kasaro[/b], [b]Himeki[/b], and [b]Junos[/b], in the living room.) [b]Kavita:[/b] Y'all will not believe what we did around 1 A.M. earlier. [b]Vandren:[/b] Don't tell me you did some scary, crazy sh[b]i[/b]t? [b]Kavita:[/b]....wellll...yeah we did. Sai, Aino, other twins, even you Cat...also Bop. We were there. We did the unthinkable, we went into the [b]Widowing Woods[/b], and encountered that entity. [b]Junos:[/b] Surprising. Anyone who ventures down there has such a low chance of coming out alive, even untouched. What kind of technique did you use? [b]Ainotias:[/b] Untouched part you got correct. All we did was outnumber her. 1 against 7. Maybe she wasn't all that, right Sai? [b]Saitonia:[/b] I mean, she did cut you, and it's a pretty dirty cut. [b]Ainotias:[/b] But we're alive, right? We're living to tell tales too. Hahaha. [b]Cathera:[/b] Well that'll be something I'll never do again. [b]Kasaro:[/b] Ohhhhh, Cat, a little chicken? [b]Cathera:[/b] Well, I'd rather be a chicken than a fearless, oblivious wanderer. Some things are just...better left alone. [b]Kavita:[/b] We don't see [b]Kyokia[/b] much. What's going on with her- I mean him? *tries to hold in laughter but just lets it out* [b]Anna:[/b] I mean, can guys really be born to grow up looking like whole females? [b]Vandren:[/b] Uhh, yeahhh. Look at Sai here. [b]Saitonia:[/b] What?! BS. There are people who will first see me as a male. I have masculine features...it's that me and Aino have more of our mother's genes. [b]Saffyre:[/b] Your dad must've been jealous. [b]Saitonia:[/b] Besides...[b]Kyokia[/b] sounds like a girl. [b]Vandren:[/b] That don't really change anything. Sai, you have narrow shoulders, thick thighs, and a curvy midriff. Literally like your twin sister. ([b]Sakiro:[/b] *lowly* And a cute a[b]ss[/b].) [b]Saitonia:[/b] You like checking guys out?! *fainted scoff* But I'm minutes older. I didn't create myself, our parents did, so you'd have to ask them..but they're dead. [b]Ainotias:[/b] So Cat, where is your little pink-haired friend? _______________________________________ [u][b]*Cliche-ass opening theme plays*[/b][/u] _______________________________________ [b]Cathera:[/b] He works part-time as a cafe "valet", or male maid. [b]Tenerus:[/b] What the hell?! *laughs* [b]Kavita:[/b] You gotta be f[b]u[/b]cking kidding me. [b]Cathera:[/b] I'm not joking. To make it even weirder, he's forced to wear maid dresses. *snickers* [b]Vandren:[/b] Forced to crossdress. *sighs* We need to stop getting inspirations from Earth. [b]Himeki:[/b] *shrugs her shoulders* I mean, English and every other language is universal. [b]Saitonia:[/b] Well, I wouldn't want to be in [b]Kyokia[/b]'s shoes. That'd be embarrassing. [b]Ainotias:[/b] So today's a chill day? [b]Sage:[/b] Perhaps. I mean, there's that [b]Spektral Nyterunner[/b] gang we're still hunting. [b]Vandren:[/b] [b]Saitranovia[/b] never sleeps. One moment, the S.S. is raiding an enemy army. Another moment, [b]Terranova[/b] arrives, raising hell. [b]Kavita:[/b] While [b]Saitranovia[/b] never sleeps, Cat here is always sleeping. It's like 11 A.M. now. She'd be off snoozing at this time. [b]Junos:[/b] Coincidentally, she has "Cat" in her name, and it's also a nickname. Cats tend to sleep a drastic amount of hours. [b]Kavita:[/b] Yep. Well, since it'll be a chill day for us, why not we just play random games? *gets up and walks to a room* Who's up for some [b]Syklone[/b] and [b]Faction Mayhem[/b]?! _______________________________________ (A little later on, in an alleyway in [b]Dyphinix[/b], with [b]Cobalt, Ems, Liam, and Nighthawk[/b]) [b]Liam:[/b] Jeez, hunters are on our a[b]ss[/b]es so badly. [b]Ems:[/b] Yeah. Didn't those [b]Spektral Nyterunners[/b] just break out of a highly guarded prison?! Get on them! [b]Cobalt:[/b] We blow sh[b]i[/b]t up and terrorize hunters, that's pretty much all. [b]Nighthawk:[/b] What makes them so special? *charges up his bow and fires at a wall, creating a decent-sized burn mark* We clearly do the same thing. [b]Ems:[/b] You know how protective everyone is over [b]erasers[/b]? We just follow the same objective as [b]Terranova[/b] and his army. *snickers* [b]Cobalt:[/b] Hehehehehe. It'd be warfare.... _______________________________________ (Back at the group safehouse, the group is playing [b]Syklone[/b]. The [b]annihilator[/b] twins, Kav, Van, [b]Sakiro[/b], and [b]Himeki[/b] are on a large mat displayed 5 stages, containing a total of 60 diamonds of 5 specific colors. Each stage contains 12 diamonds, getting smaller the further the stage goes down. Each person places a hand or foot on one color on the mat. They get 3 turns each. There'll be a sequence where a player has to place 2 body parts on 2 different colors. Less errors made means the further you progress, and it's 3 before you're eliminated, though if you fall off completely, you're instantly out. One controller displays random picks for the 5 colors and body parts while another displays an option for gold along with the 5 colors and body parts, which connects to a gold diamond in front of a light green pole with 4 columns of blue, fake, turbine blades that are on the mat. This is only activated if all remaining players are on the final circle in the mat.) *[b]Annihilator[/b] twins, [b]Sakiro[/b], and [b]Himeki[/b] are on stage 2, closer to the pole, while Kav and Van are on stage 3.* [b]Cathera:[/b] Alright Kav, *pushes the button, displaying left foot on purple* left foot purple. [b]Kavita:[/b] *places her left foot on the closest purple diamond* [b]Cathera:[/b] Van....*controller displays right hand on blue* right hand blue. [b]Vandren:[/b] *places his right hand on a blue diamond, his hand a little close to Kav's foot* [b]Cathera:[/b] [b]Sage[/b], left hand red. [b]Sage:[/b] *places her left hand on a red diamond* [b]Ainotias:[/b] Sai, who you think is going to win? [b]Saitonia:[/b] Definitely not [b]Kavita[/b] or [b]Vandren[/b]. [b]Cathera:[/b] [b]Saffyre[/b], left foot cyan. [b]Saffyre:[/b] *places her left foot on a cyan diamond* [b]Cathera:[/b] [b]Sakiro[/b], right hand pink. [b]Sakiro:[/b] *places right hand on pink* [b]Cathera:[/b] [b]Himeki[/b], right foot blue. [b]Himeki:[/b] *places right foot on blue* [b]Cathera:[/b] Back to Kav, wait..a sequence...*displays left hand pink, right hand cyan* left hand pink, right hand cyan. [b]Kavita:[/b] *crouches over to follow the given signals* [b]Cathera:[/b] Van...left hand red. [b]Vandren:[/b] *looks over to see a red diamond behind Kav and gives a disappointed look* Goddamn... *follows the signal, resulting Kav's butt nearly in Van's face. [b]Kasaro:[/b] This has gotten awkward. *Kav loses her balance and impacts Van's face with her butt, resulting in both of them falling down* [b]Cathera:[/b] Oh my *laughs* that's so awkward....*holds in laughter* yet hilarious. Looks like you're both out. [b]Vandren:[/b] Damnit Kav! [b]Kavita:[/b] How was that on me?! You were all close up on my a[b]ss[/b]! [b]Saitonia:[/b] Well, if she's going to hell, someone had to come with her. *A few minutes has passed, [b]Sage[/b] and [b]Himeki[/b] have been eliminated, leading to only [b]Saffyre[/b] and [b]Sakiro[/b] remaining. [b]Saffyre[/b] goes first and is assigned to place her right foot on the gold diamond. She performs an uncomfortable split while trying to do it, making her lose balance and fall in the black space, eliminating her. [b]Sakiro[/b] is assigned left hand on the gold diamond, and she successfully gets her left hand on the diamond, winning the game.* [b]Tenerus:[/b] WOOO-HOOOOO! I knew you'd carry on, [b]Sakiro[/b]. [b]Saffyre:[/b] We did well. You're pretty flexible and agile. [b]Sakiro:[/b] *walks off the mat* Thanks. It's my specialty. _______________________________________ (The group plays [b]Faction Mayhem[/b], a board game that contains 6 different factions with 6 different members, and each faction can use a variety of card types (attack, defend, recover, ultimate attack). Whoever's faction gets all it's members eliminated loses the game.) *It's the twins, Cat, Kav, and [b]Junos[/b] vs. Van, [b]Sakiro[/b], [b]Tenerus[/b], [b]Kasaro[/b], and [b]Himeki[/b].* [b]Kasaro:[/b] I'm rushing head-on with the assault! *takes an army figure and places it close to the other faction's side* [b]Junos:[/b] But did you forget about the counter card I have placed on my assassin? *points to the card as it takes effect, and clears off the assault on the opposing team* [b]Saitonia:[/b] Ooohh, [b]erased[/b]. [b]Kasaro:[/b] God-daaammmnnit! [b]Vandren:[/b] That's the 3rd time you tried to attack head-on, and we're screwed. [b]Cathera:[/b] Surely you are. That's when the sequence effect takes in. 3 of us can attack, but 2 of yours remain, which is technically overkill, so the rest gets eliminated. [b]Himeki:[/b] Gee... [b]Sakiro:[/b] *sighs* We messed up. [b]Kavita:[/b] Yee-eessss. Take that, [b]Vandren[/b]! [b]Ainotias:[/b] *sighs* Well [b]annihilators[/b], this is what you'll be experiencing when you're at this place. [b]Anna:[/b] Yesss. It was nice meeting you 2. I thought you went extinct. [b]Sage:[/b] *smiles* But we're still going strong. [b]Saitonia:[/b] Wow. Most fun we've ever had, right Aino? *to everyone* We should really spend more times like this while we still can. _______________________________________ [u][b]END:[/b][/u] [spoiler][b]Erased....[/b][/spoiler]

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