You have denied my precious Cocoa Infused Cookie and my delectable calcium to aid my bone growth. And instead of delighting in my treats that ease my stress, you force me to study the holy Quaran. I have recognized your heinous actions as persecution against the Great Allah. I've decided to take these matters into my own hands to please Allah while receiving the much deserved Justice
[i]*C4 Beeps on Chest*[/i]
Allah Akbar, Mother.
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Yet I make a joke saying Odin is more of a badass than Jesus and the bible thumpers start hyperventilating. Y'all can dish it out but cant take it lol