*A transmission from someone identifying themselves as “E” has been intercepted.*
“Hello? Is this thing even on?”
*The sounds of someone moving a microphone*
“Listen I’m sending this transmission to tell of my return from a strange dimension. I was sent there on the day of the coronation by some fool with a death wish.”
“Now as for my business I have heard that Dopine the Royal Retainer has stepped up to take the place of the true monarchs. Tell him that I congratulate him on his promotion and that I hope he will welcome me back with open arms.”
*The transmission ends.*
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BUNP OF EXCITEMENT