The wind picks up and the skies are blackened by clouds from the sea followed by a dense fog bank. As the fog clears, a single ship, [i]Winters Breath[/i], slides onto the beach with an entourage of dead whales and smaller sea life.
Nil drops down from the deck and addresses the gathered crowd of heroes and soldiers all armed and aiming at her, "Now before any of you SHITS try anything..." she snaps her fingers and a bottle appears in her hand. [i]Winters Breath[/i] becomes a flurry of snow that flows into the bottle. She puts a cork in it, tosses it in the air, snaps her fingers again, and the bottle vanishes.
"Magic!" Nil shouts, jazz hands.
"Anywho, as you could probably tell from the smell of... rotting fish in the air...I have returned victoriously from my conquest of the oceans! Yay me, clap clap clap! To be honest, I'm not exactly thrilled with the smell, but I do enjoy the blood stained waters! That is very much my aesthetic! I wouldn't recommend swimming in it. There's, like, a LOT of sharks."
She turns back to the crowd with an unnerving smile and a glint of madness in her eyes. "I'm rambling, theres a point! Let's get to it!" As the witch rambles on, the tide retreats. She raises a hand and begins silently counting. One, two, three, four, five...
"This stinky fish smell isn't the only smelly smell stinking up the place. Theres a smellier stink that's been festering for awhile... all these armies, these massive war machines, these fleets of star ships, even viruses halo rings...these Gods and demons and dragons and uber powered mages..."
One, two, three, four, five...
"This constant escalation, this power creep... its killing this place. Arent you tired of it? Dont you wish we could go back to the old days when we were just Gunslingers, and Knights, and Robots, and Trash Witches living in the Dumpster out back?"
One, two, three, four, five...
"So that's what I'm here for! To wipe the slate clean! The Hard Reset! I'm going to wash it all away!" As she shouts this, she turns to where the ocean was, arms outstretched. An awkward moment passes, her arms fall to her sides and her shoulders droop.
"Did I miscount?" Then, a wave appears on the horizon. "Ah! There it is...it looks awfully small..." she turns to the crowd, "What do you think? 40 feet? 60? Know what, let's just do a hundred. That sounds ridiculous, I love it." She raises a hand to the approaching wave and it grows in height.
The witch turns back to the crowd with a frown, "Why haven't any of you attacked me? Oh, right, I Charmed all of you while you were distracted by the bottle." She snaps her fingers once more and the crowd reanimates. They mumble to each other, they shout for the witches head, they take a few steps towards her before they see the approaching wave.
"You should be running, darlings..." Nil smiles again and the crowd flees. "As for me, I'm kinda gonna just sit he-" Nil is cut off as the water slams into her and she is swept away.
The city was just hit with YUGE wave and everything is under water. What would you like to do?
[spoiler]Water level! Everyone's favorite! I'm doing this off the top of my head with a vague plan, a few ideas, no sleep, an upset stomach, and a headache. Let us -blam!-in do this thing, my frens. [/spoiler]
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The waters calm and begin to subside from the city. Off the coast, on the deck of a white ship that is not the [i]Winters Breath[/i], Nil stands and observes the chaos from a good safe distance. She smiles as a trio of Sea Elves climb aboard. "Hello dear, I trust you have news for me?" The shaman of the three steps forward, "Aye, the runes were carved and the words spoken as you asked." With a yellow grin full of shark like teeth, she adds, "and a hundred thousand souls were lost to the sea!" Nil raises her arms to the sky and hisses a spell in an ancient, forgotten tongue. The blood within the ocean begins to glow. Droplets rise from it, flying upward like rain in reverse into the swirling dark clouds above. After a moment, the waters are crystal clear and the clouds begin to disperse, allowing the sun to illuminate the destruction. The Sea Elf turns to the witch in confusion. "That's it?" "Yup!" Nil places a hand on the Shamans cheek, "do you remember where you took them?" There is a brief flash of violet light in the Shamans eyes that spreads to each member of the crew. The Shamans face goes blank and she responds, "I...dont...recall. What are we here for, Captain? My minds foggy..." The witch smiles, "You're here to pillage and plunder as if this there were no tomorrow." Then the witch turns to you. "[url=https://youtu.be/T1XgFsitnQw]You're still here? Its over, go home! Go![/url]"
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Edited by Sylver: 10/14/2019 8:45:48 PM[i]I drop 11,000 tea bags into the water.[/i] [spoiler]Btw, is italics and bold working for everyone else? I haven’t been able to see them for the past month [/spoiler]
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I’m not worried. *manipulates water from a nearby puddle*
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Edited by Fred-8: 10/14/2019 10:55:46 PM"I just came [i]OUT[/i] of the Ocea-" [quote]Odysseus is bowled over by the wave and after opening his eyes begins swimming for his life for the surface[/quote]
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You want some souls? I stole some from Molag Bal and grabbed to many.
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I just had the biggest brain idea I’ve possibly EVER had, and it involves [u]A Titan Rises[/u]. Let’s just say this wave has more...interesting consequences that you might realize.
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I open up a small hatch from the ground and crawl out of whatever place forum lurkers live to see what’s been going on. Almost immediately, I notice the wave of impending doom, and crawl back beneath the hatch. Hearing a great deal of rushing water, I decide to stay put for a while longer.
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Edited by Warlock Holmes: 10/15/2019 2:18:59 AM[quote]Gunslingers. Robots[/quote] I stand ready! I fear not the grasping hands of death! [spoiler]https://66.media.tumblr.com/1346291b0b1d84d9900562cedefa25d1/tumblr_n28ns03bSm1svlvsyo1_250.gifv[/spoiler]
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Ah yes, I would like a bowl, to go, double brown rice, double steak, more pico then you would believe possible, and double cheese, as it fuels my jokes! Oh yes, also I would like a Coke Zero. Any one else want some Chipotle? I was going to do Freebirds, but I really wanted some cilantro lime brown rice!
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*I relax on the sidewalk, as the water begins to corrode the ancient gold, waiting to see it all come to an end* ... Well I think this massive anus needed a nice enema anyways, too much shit cluttering everything up... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Bump[/spoiler]
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Power creep, an ancient evil that has been finally recognized! [spoiler]perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]
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Oh yay a water level! Let’s hope there are little animated air bubbles that we can use to breathe. *I dive right into the wave, putting my helmet on and activating a setting to make it work like an oxygen mask, before drawing my sword to bring some radiant light into the field so I can see. I then start to look stout , looking for anything that can be the source of the wave, or for you.*
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[spoiler]bump[/spoiler]
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Wait, how da heck did I get here?! [spoiler]-blam!-ing pretzels![/spoiler]
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*I sit on the shore looking at the red blood stained water with a radio next to me playing a song.* ~It all returns to nothing, it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down. It all…~
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[spoiler]Non existent BuNp[/spoiler]
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~[i]/You should be bringing everyone together. They are coming.[/i]~
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I have been ask to be envoy. The message simply reads, "I need to talk." I'm almost sure that you will give it a hard no.
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Frustrated that his solo beachside vacation was interrupted by an undead dumpster witch using a massive wave, the Emperor creates a force bubble around himself while igniting his lightsaber under water.
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Edited by HiddenAlignment: 10/14/2019 9:24:43 PM[url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjq6AbMpC9w]You sank their battleship... and their whales![/url] [spoiler]Fades Away[/spoiler]
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Oh no! [url=https://media.giphy.com/media/PS9mo1ejy6Vva/200.gif]All our gods and demons[/url] are gone and....actually this is good. *Nods several times, forgetting about the impending wave of death.* Yeah, you know this is actually a good thing. I probably can't give a medal for this...no, that would be bad. Honorable mention in a speech? Maybe, maybe I should be fighting this *Dons power armor as the crowd shouts, but as the waters crash down onto the ship I too am swept out to the sea*
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Edited by superskybro: 10/14/2019 9:02:00 PMI knew it, I didn't expect it to come so soon though BROTHERS! Man the submarines! Your primary target is to save as many lives as possible, and end twice as many in sharks I expect your subs to filled with more citizens then warriors, DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?! The Emperor protects, FOR THE EMEPRORE!!!
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The doctor groans from within one of a small fleet of foundation class submarines. "Can someone get to work of the leak? The fish blood is making this place smell like gas station sushi..." A few maintenance staff quickly patched it up swiftly and got back around to operations. "Alright, what's sonar saying?"
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Edited by GiantSlayer: 10/14/2019 10:14:52 PM[i]*Laughs in Exo*[/i] “I don’t need to breath, witch! “Wait, If the entire world is underwater, then that means......” [spoiler]OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Also, the GAR is fully capable of working underwater. For one, the AT-TE has a pressurized hull, so it can work even in space, and all star destroyers and frigates can work underwater. Except the Venators. RIP [/spoiler]