[i][b]Previously At The Sheriff's Department...[/b][/i] [quote][b]Pencilsnake: you hurt my feelings! Everyone: Wow good job John John: But...! *Epic transition* Lee: We need some new people, there's too much going on! [i]Bulletin board[/i]: [b][u]I.T Department[/u][/b] Beep Pencilsnake GiantSlayer Tippy Ult Loot Crate (a vending machine that's busted) Disciple4Christ4 Ra-ra-rasputin Iron Ninja Good noodle [b][u]Lab Department[/u][/b] Acro Hammer GameSlayer50 Sylver Rose Jäger [b][u]Deputies[/u][/b] John Watson Raptor Cowboy Cobalt Saber-2 Gragnirik Veggie One Eye Bucky [b][u]have-to-kill-you-if-I-tell-you[/u][/b] Psyperactive [b][u]Personal Assassin[/u][/b] Supreme butthurt[/b][/quote] [i]And now in the Sheriff's Office...[/i] ----------------------------------------------------------------- [i]*GiantSlayer walks into the office*[/i] [b]Lee[/b]: Damn... Damn it all! [i]*Lee throws his papers onto the floor*[/i] [b]GiantSlayer[/b]: Sorry, I'll come back a different time then... [b]Lee[/b]: No, no, no... It's not you... It's just... I have so much on my plate! I've gotta -blam!-ing take care of sitcom universe, make my presence known in the depths of this wretched land, organize a game of champions, and feed these -blam!- new art! There's no time to find the holy and precious garlic bread! [b]GiantSlayer[/b]: What? I don't think they're that thirsty for it! [i]*Lee walks to the window and opens the blinds and there perched a bird throwing rocks at the window*[/i] [b]Night Hawk[/b]: [b][i][u]SKEEEEEEEEEEEETCH[/u][/i][/b] [spoiler]joke not aimed at you night hawk[/spoiler] [i]*Raptor growls and eats the bird. Night Hawk screams in agony*[/i] [b]Lee[/b]: But this... This puts a smile on my face... Anyways, why'd you come to my office? [b]GiantSlayer[/b]: Um... So I've been made general of the Offtopic army, and uh... It might be hard for me to balance this job sometimes... Not to mention I'm writing my backstory too so... [b]Lee[/b]: Are you quitting? [b]GiantSlayer[/b]: No, just on temporary leave. [i]*Lee sighs and looks out the window*[/i] [b]Lee[/b]: Good luck out there. Serve this country well! Or else... [b]GiantSlayer[/b]: What...? [b]Lee[/b]: I'll kick your pale white ass, that's what! This is a serious job! [b]GiantSlayer[/b]: :O [i]*Lee takes a deep breath*[/i] [b]Lee[/b]: You'll do wonders kid. I know it, great things are in store for you! [b]GiantSlayer[/b]: Thanks Lee, you're a good guy! [b]Lee[/b]: I sure hope so, now go on before Ring whips ya! [b]GiantSlayer[/b]: Aye, aye! [i]*Lee smiles as Giant walks away. He lets out a sigh and reclines in his chair*[/i] [b]Lee[/b]: I'm coming for you... Garlic bread...! ----------------------------------------------------------------- [quote][b]The I.T department is rushing to meet deadlines. So everyone is running like a chicken with it's head cut off. Iron Ninja bumps Beep as he runs by and spills beeps coffee[/b][/quote] [b]Beep[/b]: Damn it, Iron! I'll kick your -blam!-ing ass! [i]*iron ninja turns around and walks backwards slyly*[/i] [b]Iron Ninja[/b]: Don't hate the player man, hate the game! [b]Beep[/b]: [b][i][u]WHAT THE -blam!- DOES THAT EVEN MEAN[/u][/i][/b] [b]Disciple4Christ4[/b]: Hey beep, keep your chill, this is supposed to be a healthy work environment! [b]Pencilsnake[/b]: Aww, do you need a hug??? [i]*Beep draws a knife*[/i] [b]Beep[/b]: [b][i][u]NO![/u][/i][/b] I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF ALL YOUR SHIT! EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL YOU ALL CAME HERE [i]*Everyone goes silent and everyone backs down*[/i] [b][i]To be continued...[/i][/b] ----------------------------------------------------------------- [quote][b]Lee comes in over the deputies radio[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: Attention All units, we have a Code: VRS69 near the #Offtopic Mall. Assigning John, Bucky, and Veggie. [b]John[/b]: I guess that's me... Virus, huh? That bug is persistent. Time to head out [i]*a hand grabs John's shoulder*[/i] [b]Acro[/b]: Hey douche, we made your shot gun. You'll find it's of high power and holds special abilities. Also once you get a kill Funkytown plays. [b]John[/b]: Thank you so much... I got a bad rep because of one bad incident. I'm really a nice guy! [b]Acro[/b]: Sounds like what a douche would say. Good luck, #Offtopic needs you. Be the hero it needs [i]*John gives a smile and a nod. He walks out the door*[/i] [b][i]To be continued...[/i][/b] [spoiler]John pm me for details about the weapon[/spoiler]