Object classification: Euclid
Containment Procedure: SCP-040 is to be contained within a standard 10x12 foot reinforced steel containment cell capable of handling strike forces of 1400 lbs with nothing capable of being weaponized or used in an attempt at breaching containment permitted within the cell. During interviews, SCP-040 is to be anchored to the floor with a 2000lbs tether cable to avoid hostile or otherwise uncooperative behavior from being able to escalate in any capacity.
Description: SCP-040 is a humanoid entity measuring 10ft 2in in height, with a weight of 721lbs. SCP-040 physical appearance is that of a adult male of African decent with substantial muscle mass. Subject's skin appears to produce excessive melanin, having an entirely black dermis. Eyes appear Amber in color. While SCP-040 is often cooperative, 040 is prone to random fits of aggression triggered by a loud crunching noise. It is noted SCP-040 suffers from dual personalities, both varying in intelligence, and temperament.
SCP-040 was recovered during a mistaken Bigfoot sighting within a burning forest reported in [Redacted] Tennessee, USA. MTF investigated and discovered SCP-040 and retrieved without incident.
Interview Log 040-01:
SCP-040 was interviewed by junior researcher, Dr. Shrike
[quote]Dr. Shrike: Hello 040, so today I was assigned to ask you a few questions, so let's get right into it.
SCP-040: The pleasure is mine! Please, will be happy to answer the questions!
Dr. Shrike: Well alright, so let's start with the simple questions. We're you always this tall?
SCP-040 could be seen laughing for a few seconds before having a brief muscle spasm.
SCP-040: WAT KINDA QUESTION IS DAT!? WE WAS A WEE BABY! YA TINK WE WERE ALWAYS DIS TALL!?
after a few seconds, SCP-040 returned to normal
SCP-040: And then I grew up and worked to take care of the good people.
Dr. Shrike: What was that?
SCP-040: What was what?
Dr. Shrike: Do you remember yelling just a few seconds ago?
SCP-040: Oh no, I wouldn't yell at you. Well not without reason. Are you ok mister...
Dr. Shrike: Shrike... Dr. Shrike
SCP-040: WEEEEIRRRRRRD!
Dr. Shrike: Ok I think we will pick up on this later...
Dr. Shrike signaled guards to prepare to escort SCP-040.
SCP-040: Ahhh, ok. Have a good day Mr. Shrike and-
SCP-040's neck made an audible crack noise.
SCP-040: IMMA STICK DIS CHAIR IN YOUR WIFFA! [/quote]
Incident report 040-01
[quote]During Dr. Shrike's interview. SCP-040 grabbed his chair and attempted to repeatedly assault Dr. Shrike's posterior until security fired 14 tranquilizer rounds into SCP-040. Test, interviews, along with any other interactions are to be postponed until proper precautions can be implemented to reduce risks of preventable incidents. [/quote]
[spoiler]I guess this is technically Vulkan as an SCP. But I do recall it being Tiger's thing for a while and well, Vulkan is pretty great. For 40K nerd fun facts, Vulkan is the Primarch of the Salamanders and there pretty much the friendly guys with a side of pyromania in WH40k. Definitely one of the better Space Marine factions. Anyways enjoy![/spoiler]
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Lol, this is great stuff!