[quote][b]Lee steps out of a taxi outside the sheriff's department and drops his suitcase and sighs. "Finally back home." He thought to himself. Walking into the department he calls out to see if anyone was there, but to his surprise no one answered.[/b][/quote] Lee: Where the hell is everyone?? [quote][b]Lee stood there thinking. And then it hit him[/b][/quote] Lee: That's right! I made them all temporary sheriff's. In that case... I'll have to find them myself. [quote][b]Lee rolls out a map on his office desk[/b][/quote] Lee: Ok... Let's see... Cobalt is probably near town square, I know he likes to hang out there... Pencil snake... Guitar center...? No, he takes responsibilities seriously. Though it's getting close to his break so he's probably nearby. And beep... He always hated town so I'd imagine he'd be in the more quiet peaceful places. [quote][b]Lee circled the destinations on his map and headed out to town. When he arrived he saw a figure chasing another[/b][/quote] Cobalt: Get back here criminal scum! Toaster: I told you, [b][i]IM NOT HIM!!![/i][/b] You got the wrong man! Cobalt: Oh yeah? Then explain why you were playing such ExplodingKittens on your phone!? Toaster: It's a fun game! [quote][b]Lee rushes in and tackles Cobalt[/b][/quote] Lee: That's enough, he's not the real one! Cobalt: Lee!! [quote][b]Cobalt stands up and brushes himself off[/b][/quote] Cobalt: It's good to see you again pal! Lee: Ha, it's good to see you too! Cobalt: Sorry Lee, I just felt an evil aura coming from him Lee: Ah it's ok! I get the confusion, happened to me once. But after you see the real one it's not hard to spot em out from the others! [quote][b]The toaster begins to overflow with red energy. He levitates off the ground.[/b][/quote] Toaster: [b][u][i]MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/i][/u][/b] Cobalt: I knew my gut wasn't wrong! Lee: I guess you were right. Toaster, why are you doing this!? I know you're a good guy! Toaster: Hehe, bakara! I used to be... Until I touched, [b][i][u]VIDEO GAMES[/u][/i][/b]. NOW IM A MASS SHOOTER [b][i][u]AHAHAHHAAHA[/u][/i][/b] Lee: Oh God. Cobalt: We can take him! Lee: You're right, let's do this! [quote][b]And so Lee and Cobalt fought off the toaster and put him behind bars. Cobalt showed Lee all the work he did while he was gone, and it was a.good amount. Lee stood proud and headed back out in search of his other men[/b][/quote] Lee: Ok, next on the list is... Pencil Snake! [quote][b]Lee went to the nearest guitar center, but he was nowhere to be seen. But then from atop a nearby mountain he heard metal music start to play. Lee knew it was him, so he rushed up and behold, it was a bloody pencil snake fighting Virus. Lee crept up slowly to conceal his presence[/b][/quote] Pencil Snake: ugh... That all you got...? Virus: Hehehee! Not begging for mercy yet? Ah, it's the people like you I wish to kill oh so badly!!! Hehehe!! Pencil Snake: Then do it already! Virus: Very well! [quote][b]Pencil Snake rose from his slouche and prepared a secret chord as virus rushed in closer. The chord would end up killing himself and the enemy in the process. Before he could strike or virus could decapitate pencil snake, Lee rose up and put a bullet through viruses skull. He collapsed to the ground[/b][/quote] Pencil Snake: *heavy breathing turns into crying* Lee!!! *Pencil snake began to run to Lee* Lee: Stop! Pencil Snake: What? [quote][b]Viruses body lifted from off the ground[/b][/quote] Virus: Heheh... Welcome back, sheriff Lee... Lee: One bullet to the head not good enough for you? I'm kinda in a pissed mood right now so I'm not going to play your games... Virus: Oh? But I would so very much want to play! I suppose this works out in my favor. I've been meaning to do a few... [i]chores[/i]. So long Sheriff, I wish to see you soon. Lee: I don't Pencil Snake: Daaaaammmn! Virus: So bitter! Hehe! [quote][b]Virus warps to an unknown location[/b][/quote] Lee: You were ready to die in order to defeat him? Pencil Snake: Yes, I just wanted to make you proud! Lee: Well it worked, but please don't sacrifice yourself all Willy nilly, we still need you; Pencil Snake: I suppose, after all, beep doesn't know how to do our taxes! Lee: Beep... Pency, I'll meet you back at the department Pencil Snake: Got it! Good luck sir! [quote][b]Lee walked to the Meadows and the forest but all was silent. He closed his eyes to take in the calm for just a second and then a hand grabbed his shoulder[/b][/quote] Lee: [b][i][u]AHHH[/u][/i][/b] Beep: Shhhh!! *Whispers* [i]welcome back sir! However this is bad timing, I'm currently hunting[/i] Lee: [i]Oh, what are you hunting?[/i] Beep: [i]bear[/i] Lee: [i]Oh good Lord, let it go! I need you guys back at the department, so you can do this another time[/i] Beep: [i]ugghhh[/i] [quote][b]So Lee and Beep treckd back to the department and when they opened the door confetti blasted into Lee's face[/b][/quote] Cobalt and Pencilsnake: Welcome back!!! Lee: [b][i][u]MY EYES, ITS IN MY EYES, AHHHHHHHHH[/u][/i][/b] Beep: o_o ------------------------------------------------------------ Yup I'm back. I was going to release this earlier but maintenance happened. I sorted out my problems for the most part, but if I start I acting like a dick just know its probably not intentional. I've got a good handle on things now so I'm ready to roar And yes. [spoiler]sign ups Wednesday only for twelve hours[/spoiler] Edit: Nearly 10 downvotes! Wow, I'm so loved :3