My farts have started to smell vaguely of eggy almonds, with an almost floral finish... for like the past two months.
I'm scared; what does this mean??
[spoiler]Do I have ass cancer/aids?[/spoiler]
Edit: https://www.helpguide.org/articles/mental-health/laughter-is-the-best-medicine.htm
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It means that according to webMD you died 6 months ago from a combination of diabetes of the left testicular, syphilis of the big toe & a skiver in your pinky.