My farts have started to smell vaguely of eggy almonds, with an almost floral finish... for like the past two months.
I'm scared; what does this mean??
[spoiler]Do I have ass cancer/aids?[/spoiler]
Edit: https://www.helpguide.org/articles/mental-health/laughter-is-the-best-medicine.htm
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Your anus is not a marsupial pouch, And should not be used for item storage. (≧艸≦*)
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Well clearly your about to lay an floral almond egg.
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Sounds like you ate egg almond flowers
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Must have been someone you ate.
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[quote]My farts have started to smell vaguely of eggy almonds, with an almost floral finish... for like the past two months. I'm scared; what does this mean?? [spoiler]Do I have ass cancer/aids?[/spoiler] Edit: https://www.helpguide.org/articles/mental-health/laughter-is-the-best-medicine.htm[/quote] Better start praying... wait a moment 😂😂
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It means that according to webMD you died 6 months ago from a combination of diabetes of the left testicular, syphilis of the big toe & a skiver in your pinky.
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That depends, how many almonds have you eaten? Many times whenever I eat enough of a good my shit tends to smell like that food...vaguely
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might be something wrong with your gut, try fasting and taking some unhealthy food out of your diet or food that might give a reaction like that (Gluten, sugar, dairy, ect.)
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Have you played fortnite? [spoiler]perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]
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That's interesting. I think you just shoved a flower up your butt
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