I don’t have any good paper towel jokes. Their all tearable!
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One morning in December Bill Clinton wakes up to a cold, chilly day. He walks out the front door to get the newspaper and there, written in the snow, is BILL SUCKS.....in urine! Mad as a hornet he calls the FBI and they take samples. "Sir," they say, "it's Al Gore's pee...." Well, naturally he wants to question him and find out why he did this. "Hold on Mr. President....it's Al Gore's urine all right...." [spoiler]But it's Hilary's handwriting[/spoiler]