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Edited by Numero Uno: 8/12/2019 8:24:44 AMOn my true and blue play through I sided with the Empire. Hear me out, as a Nord player since Daggerfall, Skyrim felt like a homecoming. Albeit the Civil War questline was weak, I went with the Empire soley based off the fact that Talos himself made the Empire what it was. A true Nord hold's this above all else, in his or her heart they know that Talos is always with them. This fight, brother against brother is simply what the enemy (the Aldmer) want, to weaken us. This is the first of many battles to come, the outcome I chose was to end the civil unrest for the greater one to come. The way I see it is that the Dragonborn being on the Empire's side poses a large threat to the Dominion. [spoiler]Secretly I wish you could become High King of Skyrim as well but I guess being Thane in every hold is as good as it will ever get. That way you could truly unite Skyrim behind you, almost like the second coming of Talos. With Aela as your wife, you would have some badass kids, little Dova-lycans lmfao.[/spoiler] When the time comes Mother Kyne guides us on our way to our final resting with Shor in Sovngarde, until that fateful day my Dovahkriid will always be coated in the blood of the Empire's enemies.
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Talos is not a TRUE god, but a god nontheless. he basically yoinked divinity away from lorkhan
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The Divines are weak losers. Boethiah ate one and crapped them out as the Daedric Prince of Shreks.
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Talos is a f2p casual. You can’t just become a divine out of nowhere. He was born on Nirn, not given life to by Padomay and Anu. Magnus could drop kick that nerd halfway across Aetherius.
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Talos is a canonical god, or else his blood wouldn't have allowed you to reach paradise in Oblivion
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Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we GIVE PRAISE! WE ARE BUT MAGGOTS, WRITHING IN THE FILTH OF OUR OWN CORRUPTION! [b]WHILE YOU HAVE ASCENDED[/b] [b]FROM THE DUNG OF MORTALITY[/b], [b]AND NOW WALK AMONG THE STARS!![/b] BUT YOU WERE ONCE MAN! AYE! AND AS MAN, YOU SAID "LET ME SHOW YOU THE POWER OF TALOS STORMCROWN, BORN OF THE NORTH, WHERE MY BREATH IS LONG WINTER. I BREATHE NOW, IN ROYALTY, AND RESHAPE THIS LAND WHICH IS MINE. [b]I DO THIS FOR YOU, RED LEIGONS,[/b] [b][i]FOR I LOVE YOU[/i][/b]." AYE LOVE. [b][i]LOVE![/i][/b] EVEN AS MAN GREAT TALOS CHERISHED US. FOR HE SAW IN US, IN EACH OF US, THE [b][i]FUTURE OF SKYRIM![/i][/b] [b][i][u]THE FUTURE OF TAMRIEL!!![/u][/i][/b] And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the CHILDREN OF MAN! [b]TALOS IS THE TRUE GOD OF MAN![/b] [b][i]ASCENDED FROM FLESH, TO RULE THE REALM OF SPIRIT![/i][/b] THE VERY IDEA IS INCONCIEVABLE TO OUR ELVEN OVERLORDS! SHARING THE HEAVENS WITH US?? [b]WITH MAN??[/b] [b][i]HA![/i][/b] THEY CAN BARELY TOLERATE OUR PRESCENCE ON EARTH Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? DO THE ELVES TAKE YOUR HOMES? [b]YOUR BUSINESSES?[/b] [b][i]YOUR CHILDREN?[/i][/b] [b][i]YOUR VERY[/i][/b] [b][i][u]LIVES!!![/u][/i][/b] And what does the Empire do? NOTHING!! NAY, WORSE THAN [b]NOTHING![/b] THE IMPERIAL MACHINE ENFORCES THE WILL OF THE THALMOR! [b]AGAINST ITS OWN[/b] [b][i][u]PEOPLE!![/u][/i][/b] SO RISE UP! [b]RISE UP, CHILDREN OF THE EMPIRE!![/b] [b][i]RISE UP, STORMCLOAKS!!![/i][/b] [b][i][u]EMBRACE THE WORD OF MIGHTY TALOS, HE WHO IS BOTH MAN AND DIVINE!![/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]FOR WE ARE THE CHILDREN OF MAN![/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]AND WE SHALL INHEIRIT BOTH THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH[/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]AND WE,[/u][/i][/b] NOT THE ELVES OR THEIR TOADIES, [b][i]WILL RULE SKYRIM!![/i][/b] [b][i][u]FOREVER!![/u][/i][/b] TERRIBLE AND POWERFUL TALOS! WE, YOUR UNWORTHY SERVANTS, GIVE PRAISE! FOR ONLY THROUGH YOUR GRACE AND BENEVOLENCE MAY WE TRULY REACH ENLIGHTENMENT!! AND DESERVE OUR PRAISE YOU DO, [b]FOR WE ARE ONE![/b] ERE YOU ASCENDED AND THE EIGHT BECAME NINE, YOU WALKED AMONG US, GREAT TALOS, [b]NOT AS GOD[/b], [b][i]BUT AS MAN!![/i][/b] TRUST IN ME, WHITERUN! TRUST IN HEIMSKR! [b]FOR I AM THE CHOSEN OF TALOS!![/b] [b][i]I ALONE HAVE BEEN APPOINTED BY THE NINTH TO SPREAD HIS HOLY WORD!!!![/i][/b]
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Skyrim memes xD
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I prefer the daedric princes
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No God
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By the nine...
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Edited by Warlock Holmes: 8/11/2019 4:37:53 PMNah. Talos is boring. Also his followers just stand around on the corner of whiterun and shove there religion down my throat. [spoiler]i am fine with others worshiping him though but nah.[/spoiler]
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Honestly any Daedric Prince could probably beat him in a fight. Some rather easily. He’s just some random Nord that started getting worshipped