I don’t have any good paper towel jokes. Their all tearable!
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What do cops in Alaska say to criminals? [spoiler]Thaw! Your under arrest![/spoiler] What is the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer? [spoiler]You take off your boots to jump on the trampoline.[/spoiler] The Lone Ranger & Tonto were battling with the bad guys when Tonto's bow snapped, so he hunkered down. Shortly afterwards, The Lone Ranger ran out of bullets and then turned to Tonto and asked for the rest of his arrows. Tonto asked, "But why Kemosabe?" The Lone Ranger then replied..... [spoiler]Because I am bow legged, you fool![/spoiler]