Coming to you direct and live from OffTopic!! May I present your newest meme, I mean, memeber, [b][i][u]SUPAH EDGUH!![/u][/i][/b]
This memeber is a bonafide [i]EDGELAWD[/i]! Able to out run shambling bear guys!
Faster than an upvote on a bear guy post!
Able stop nothing with a single hand!
Unable to pull a speeding locomotive in the direction it is going!
Able to pull off the greatest mental gymnastics to believe they are capable of debunking things!
Who is the Edgey Tween you ask? Why none other than---
[b][i][u]SUPAH EDGUH!![/u][/i][/b]
Having traveled through time and space from their homeworld of Meh, [i][u][b]SUPAH EDGUH[/b][/u][/i] has come here to deliver us from the evils of that dead horse that was beaten into non-existence 4 years ago! Starfunks Groß Mocha-choca-chai-whip-halftriple caf-skinny-super xtea whhhip latte-tea fuzion drink in hand as they sermonize on the mound about something, something, blah, blah, blah, frantic chaffie in the corner, squiddely scootch, Zapp Brannigan, the D'oh.
So in short folks, keep your eye out for this insipid new memeber, [b][i][u]SUPAH EDGUH!![/u][/i][/b] And give them your warmest rrreeeeegards!
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