Ahem... is this thing on? *tap tap* Oh, it is? Sorry...
This message is addressed to every pop up “government” trying to take control. You may think you have power. That is a [i]lie[/i]. There are things out there none of you have ever dreamed of. Offtopic needs to stand united against these threats, and if you can’t... the offending leader will be “removed”. Ringleader, Wyoming, Liam... I would have someone taste your food before you eat.
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-after this is said it turns out the transmission wasn’t being recorded because someone used up the battery of the camera filming cats- “This is the fifth time this week John!”