Look, we all know how this goes. HoTh asks us to vote for him and he loses. Liam_Gue begs for votes and loses. Rando's take up space with their ads and get a loss.
Then someone we all love wins. Remember Doob? Where is he?
Remember Triumphant1000? Can you say Houdini'd?
Cell-3? When was the last time he posted on a regular basis?
They all say, "We will not leave you!", then they leave us and take our favorite pair of assless chaps with them!
Not this time I say!! Band with me, my fellow Offtopians & Offtopickles!! Today we draw the line in the cookie dough and say, "No!! You will not take another from us! You can have the El Presidente we deserve and that we need! For no, we will not go gently into Goodnight, Goodnight, Construction Site! We will stand tall, proud and slightly hunched from years of gaming & chaffies! For today, today we have the chance to make a difference for ourselves and our fellow members & their members!"
Vote Furryknight21 for El Jeffe Presidente! None is more suited to this task then he! Furyknight is what's right!
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Edited by Tri1k: 3/30/2019 12:43:06 AMHoudini'd, also don’t let anyone you like run for President, it’ll just make them less active cuz all the drama involved with it