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7/24/2019 9:14:42 PM
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![The Trinity Ghoul [Lee]](/img/profile/avatars/cc62.jpg?cv=3983621215&av=1897492508)
Shower Thoughts #1
By staying neutral, you are choosing a side
[b]~Lees Shower[/b]
[spoiler]this is kinda like words of wisdom but with shower Thoughts. So shoot if you got one[/spoiler]
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Seals are to dogs as mermaids are to people.
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Shouldn’t a female mailman be called a femailman?
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I gotta give credit to Snoop Dogg for this one, but "Mercedes" is spelled with 3 e's and they're all pronounced differently.
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A solar eclipse is just the sun mooning the earth
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1 ReplyEdited by weirdboy99: 7/25/2019 10:40:48 AMShower thought? Oh ok. Damn the water is too cold. Shit now it is too hot. Oh no I forgot to buy more shampoo. Hmm I really need to clean the ceiling. Where is the conditioner? Ah shit I dropped my towel.
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2 RepliesHA, IN YOUR FACE SWITZERLAND.
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11 RepliesI'm twelve hundred and this is deep.
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2 RepliesDoes a shower pee, cry or bleed water?
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6 RepliesReality is "black and white". Claiming the contrary is paradoxical. Reality is composed of absolute affirmatives and absolute negatives. The subject either is "something" or it is not that "something." To deny this using the absolute negative is self refuting. It is fallacious logic parallel to the claim that absolutes do not exist. It is ridiculous to claim 2+1=3 is not always true or 2+1=5 is not always false without changing the definitions of the terms composing "2+1=x". When those definitions are changed, the statements are no longer equivalent to one another. This necessity of changing the definitions of terms within a statement to draw different conclusions supports the existence of absolute affirmatives and absolute negatives. I do not know of any language capable of articulation without the use of absolute affirmatives/negatives. Could language exist without them? What of consciousness and perception? There would be no logic, no order, no state of being, not even a state without being. Only void nothingness would be, yet, without absolute affirmatives/negatives, even such nothingness could not be.
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And which side might that be?
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3 RepliesStop! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve you sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
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3 RepliesIf an anime character watches porn, are they watching porn or hentai?
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Is sand called sand because it is between sea and land?
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1 ReplyIf you drop the soap. Is the soap now dirty, Or is the floor now clean? (ー_ーゞ
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[quote]If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice[/quote]
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I see how it is... Lee mad cuz he can't get into Words of Wisdom so -blam!- it, Lee becomes a rebellious teenager, dyes his hair blue, and starts his OWN Words of Wisdom
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Did lee create this shower thought thing because he was in the shower and thought of how he never could get onto the words of wisdom thing?
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[spoiler]æ[/spoiler]
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"I'm not paying another dumb-blam!- to do a job I could probably do as well or better.... this tile job is shit. If the eye is accurate to 1/64 of an inch that guy must have been blind, or more likely too high for reality."
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1 ReplyEdited by DemonicChronic: 7/25/2019 12:57:58 AMHave you ever noticed that Iceland is more green and Greenland is more icey? Also, have you ever wondered why we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
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2 RepliesI disagree. I never choose sides...on anything...ever
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Thank you Lees shower for those wise words.
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11 RepliesWORDS OF WISDOM STEALER
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If a man farts in the middle of field freshly covered in cow manure on a 100 degree day, does that fart smell?
