Alright, grills back in the shed and the yard is closed!
This has been quite the roast session. Haven’t been Banned so I’m thankful for that.
Thanks to all roasters and roastees, and especially SpongeyMalard7 for re-enacting the final scenes of Revenge of the Sith with me, (a bit off script).
I hope this friendly word fight can continue a few weeks longer before possible ban. But this seems friendly enough... right?
Anyways goodnight y’all and see you next week!
[spoiler]The grill is open, the roast has begun
This is the post where all out roasting is tolerated.
I will mainly toast you I suppose, just give me something to start with. (e.g. birthplace, favorite food, etc.)
This will go on till 10:30pm HST because that’s where I live.
Happy roasting!
Good Luck.
Keep it friendly, this is something to laugh about not cry over hurt feelings!
[b]Edit[/b]: Not much reception today. Kinda slow...[/spoiler]
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I'm not going to roast you, but if I was going to, I think you need to see the Kardashian's personal surgeon, with a chest that flat, you'll need Kim-Sized implants. But I would only say that [i]if[/i] I was going to roast you.
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About that selfie you’re using as a profile pic...
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Hey this post is gay[spoiler]oh wait I am not supposed to say that now a days, this post is "prideful"[/spoiler]
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Edited by H1vac: 7/23/2019 6:59:42 AMI would roast you again, but I’m not worthy, your Filthiness.
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Edited by H1vac: 7/23/2019 6:57:32 AMYou smell like a string of half baked bacon drowned in syrup and drawn through the arses of a million hobos.
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You are resorting to asking random strangers to roast you instead of actual friends because you don’t have any actual friends due to your mediocrity and loneliness in the real world. You’ll then try to deny this by passing everything we insult you with as a joke and by trying to one up us with something funnier, thus self-boosting your confidence, however no matter how many internet strangers you “best” that won’t change the fact that you’ll die alone and without friends. [spoiler]Hahahshabafcahxagxa[/spoiler]
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You have penis breath[spoiler]HA![/spoiler]
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Wow, that photo is horrifying... [spoiler]Oh that’s your mother.[/spoiler]
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Ur mom
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You’re a pretty neat person.
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Inb4 thread lock
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Let me roast myself I lonely Oh boy got myself there...
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i'd like you more if you were bacon.