Surgery date has finally been set for August 7th. That will make the 6th my last official day here for an undetermined amount of time.
Some of you are quite capable of caring for the Temple, I expect Oven to be back and my Temple to be clean.
No wearing my assless chaps while I am gone. Buy your own, I don't want to scrub Cheetos and Mountain Dew out of them again!
Don't make me regret leaving to get fixed. I expect everyone here to look out for each other and show love for their fellow Offtopians, even if they do not like or agree with them. No down voting people that are not in the cool crowd because they disagreed once with your chosen cool kid about the actual color of Wolverin's spandex uniform.
Finally, one last thing. I have never done this before, but there are thoughts and ideas about me that really aren't true floating around out there. So with that in mind, Ask Me Anything, Xombie edition! Yes, you read that right folks, you actually have the chance to ask me anything you truly want to know about me! Anything from my favorite brand of toothpaste to how many of your mom's I have slept with! So hurry on down and ask like a clown!
I want real questions and I want zany insane questions! You ask & I shall answer! All shall be revealed on the next edition of Ask Someone Someshit (or ASS for short)
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This may be the most important question ever asked in the history of anything... [spoiler]Does pineapple have the right to be on pizza? I know this question may be too controversial so feel free to not answer[/spoiler]