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Edited by xxx:
7/17/2019 1:14:23 PM
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Well, I have some news about me, so TMZ baby!!
Surgery date has finally been set for August 7th. That will make the 6th my last official day here for an undetermined amount of time.
Some of you are quite capable of caring for the Temple, I expect Oven to be back and my Temple to be clean.
No wearing my assless chaps while I am gone. Buy your own, I don't want to scrub Cheetos and Mountain Dew out of them again!
Don't make me regret leaving to get fixed. I expect everyone here to look out for each other and show love for their fellow Offtopians, even if they do not like or agree with them. No down voting people that are not in the cool crowd because they disagreed once with your chosen cool kid about the actual color of Wolverin's spandex uniform.
Finally, one last thing. I have never done this before, but there are thoughts and ideas about me that really aren't true floating around out there. So with that in mind, Ask Me Anything, Xombie edition! Yes, you read that right folks, you actually have the chance to ask me anything you truly want to know about me! Anything from my favorite brand of toothpaste to how many of your mom's I have slept with! So hurry on down and ask like a clown!
I want real questions and I want zany insane questions! You ask & I shall answer! All shall be revealed on the next edition of Ask Someone Someshit (or ASS for short)
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1 ReplyAre you an organ donor?
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1 ReplyWhat if my dog only brings back the ball, Because he thinks I like throwing it? (ー_ーゞ
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1 ReplyEdited by cRaZyT101: 7/18/2019 4:16:10 AMOnce more, best of luck to you. We'll be waiting for your return.
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31 RepliesWhat's your credit card information?
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13 RepliesI have a question, why do you call everyone hoss?
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13 RepliesI always wondered how old is you
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3 RepliesI was going to make a joke about gender bending surgery, but this is the wrong crowd. Bernthalspeed my friend! Hopefully your new modifications will help you roll many Natural 1’s and 20’s in the coming months!
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1 ReplyHave you ever been to Canada?
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7 RepliesIs your d!ck stuck in Toaster? [spoiler]check the grammar😏[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesChoose one of these superpowers and explain your reasoning: 1. You can turn into a goose once. You can't turn back. 2. Every time you think about Bulgaria a forest fire starts there. 3. Your farts harass people in fluent Japanese. 4. You can slide indefinitely on hardwood floors. 5. You can shapeshift but only into yourself facing the opposite direction.
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2 RepliesTake care and relax bud, I hope all is ok and hope all will be great after you’re fixed up 🙂👍 As for the question... Indica or sativa?
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3 RepliesWhat would you do if we showed up at your hospital during recovery.
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4 RepliesExcusez moi, but what does TMZ mean?
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6 RepliesI'll be remembering you through your surgery and recovery. Kick the pain meds as soon as possible!
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1 ReplyHave you ever wondered if the trees could think and feel and communicate, but we are not made to understand them? They may whisper the truths of the universe as we rest against them watching the stars, they may plot our demise as we urinate on their ancient bodies, they may tell the beasts when and where best to strike us as we slumber. But we'll never know...
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7 RepliesI really hope that the surgery goes well, we'll sure miss you in the time that you're gone. I'll make sure to pray for you, and I just hope that this all goes well.
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3 RepliesWhat is the best way of making a sandwich? What do you typically put on a sandwich?
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12 RepliesThis may be the most important question ever asked in the history of anything... [spoiler]Does pineapple have the right to be on pizza? I know this question may be too controversial so feel free to not answer[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhat is/was your dream job?
